[16:12] sandnippy: i just found out something beyond amazing
[16:12] xjsb125: ?
[16:12] sandnippy: oh right.. the "hi" thing.. i forget about that
[16:12] sandnippy: anyways
[16:12] sandnippy: theres a bear in germany that lives at the berlin zoo
[16:12] sandnippy: he just turned 1
[16:13] sandnippy: he has his own tv show and BLOG
[16:13] sandnippy: i didnt know bears could blog.. but he does
[16:13] sandnippy: somehow
[16:13] xjsb125: does he like pic-a-nic baskets
[16:13] xjsb125: ?
[16:13] sandnippy: im going to assume so
[16:13] sandnippy: not only that.. but i think dude likes aim and stuff too cuz his pic im looking at.. hes making the
face
[16:14] xjsb125: interesting
[16:14] sandnippy:
http://www.cbc.ca/photogallery/news/883/ <--- go there.. the 21st pic
[16:14] xjsb125: narf
[16:14] sandnippy: Polar bear's birthday
Polar bear Knut shows his tongue Sunday in the Berlin Zoo. Knut, who celebrates his first birthday on Dec. 5, was rejected by his mother after birth and hand-raised by zookeepers. So potent was the cute cub's appeal that zoo attendance went up by 20 per cent since his public debut in March, officials said. He has his own blog and TV show. (Miguel Villagran/Associated Press)
[16:14] sandnippy: i need to learn german no
[16:14] sandnippy: w
[16:14] xjsb125: google translator
[16:15] sandnippy: true.. but like.. google translator sometimes comes up with uhh... gems.. of such.. amazing... something.. that i just laugh
[16:15] sandnippy: i cant read.. just laugh
[16:15] xjsb125: if we move to germany, and lived in the zoo, we could have our own show and blog!
[16:16] xjsb125: i'll bring the rocking chairs, you bring the canes
[16:16] sandnippy: ie. i'll be reading about some hockey player and it'll tsay something like... "the earth WHORE walked across with koivu to the HORMONES with his best friend teemu where they shotted on nets of QUALITY WHORE size and scored many goals
[16:16] sandnippy: deal!
[16:16] sandnippy: although im fairly sure the bear would make more sense then we would
[16:17] sandnippy: knut's blog: "today i woke up and roared.. it was fun.. then i ate.. it was fun.. then i slept.. more fun"
our blog: today i woke up and WHO ARE YOU.. WHERE ARE THESE LETTERS COMING FROM?! WHATS GOING ON?!"
[16:19] xjsb125: hahaha
[16:19] sandnippy: mind you.. we'll have people to feed us and maybe some hot german chickas to like.. uh bathe us
[16:20] sandnippy: or something
[16:20] sandnippy: oh ! and respirators! no more using our own lungs like suckers!
[16:21] xjsb125: sweet
[16:21] xjsb125: mmmm, wonderfully clean oxygen
[16:21] sandnippy: agreed!
[16:21] sandnippy: hahaha
[16:22] xjsb125: where do i sign up?
[16:22] sandnippy: i dunno.. i was hoping you knew
[16:22] sandnippy: oh and it gets even better! we can go visit knut when we're bored!
[16:23] xjsb125: i dunno
[16:23] xjsb125: we'd get lost i bet
[16:23] sandnippy: "knut old chap... how are you?"
"rawr"
"i see.. i see.. i have that same problem too"
"rawrrrrrrrrr"
"yes yes.. we've gone over that.. senile fool" "
"CHOMP"
"knut.. that was my leg.. i may have needed that good sir"
[16:23] sandnippy: probably
[16:23] xjsb125: id be pissed if we ended up in the lion exhibit at feeding time
[16:24] sandnippy: we'd have our canes tho
[16:24] sandnippy: thats gotta count for something!
[16:24] xjsb125: im sure we could use jungle vines to secure them to the remains of an appendage that used to be a leg
[16:25] sandnippy: exactly.. although that seems like a lot of work
[16:25] sandnippy: and we'd probably forget what we were doing
[16:25] sandnippy: and say who shot who in the what now? followed by many WHAT?!'s
[16:26] xjsb125: and that would be followed up by us feeling cold and lonely and hungry
[16:26] sandnippy: definitely
[16:27] sandnippy: which would almost definitely be followed by a trip to visit knut
[16:28] xjsb125: or some other venue that evaluates mental health
[16:28] sandnippy: i thought thats why we were going to the zoo?
[16:29] xjsb125: what zoo?
[16:29] sandnippy: wait.. you're not knut the bear?
[16:29] xjsb125: no, are you?
[16:29] sandnippy: i dunno
[16:29] sandnippy: im lost, cold and confused
[16:30] xjsb125: thats an odd name
[16:30] xjsb125: if i could remember mine, i'd tell you
[16:30] sandnippy: yours is long
[16:30] xjsb125: thats what all the girls say!
[16:30] sandnippy: do you just go by iicrm,ity?
[16:31] xjsb125: im not sure. ive probably driven by it before
[16:31] sandnippy: i hear they have some really good restaurants there
[16:31] xjsb125: pancakes?
[16:32] sandnippy: aunt jemima?
[16:32] sandnippy: is that you?
[16:32] xjsb125: leave the stove on
go fuck yourself.