clumsyfreak8:the best part of Joanne's : The Dave Navarro Chronicles:
joanne < *sits there with dave in the dryer* * thinking: damn this is the biggest dryer ive seen*
dave < joanne i think its time we get out of here, its those creepy guys that we saw in that movie
joanne < * not paying attention, still amazedby the largeness of the dryer* *looks to her left* whoa... not u two again....
legolas < arwen, i have come, its me ur elvish crack-snorting prince*
dave< who the hell is arwen, this is joanne and she is mine *hugs joanne (drooling)*
joanne < hmm....
aragorn < no arwen it is i who you love, even thought i stole your necklace of immortaility and ur pot and i did rape you once... twice... damn it 8 times...
MelissaxxDIE: 
LMFAO, this is so going into the Joanne Story Hall of Fame