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Postby Axtech » 10/24/2003, 6:21 pm

Riddle me this, riddle me that. Let's get our riddle on...

Post your riddle, and the answer in black afterwards.
If you have any pride at all, you'll try to answer it before looking.

King Khazol's kingdom is long gone.
Take five steps to the site of his grave:
The first means to think over,
The second is over your thoughts,
The third means one of something,
The last must be stronger than anything,
The whole reveals everything.
Now tell me, why did King Khazol's subjects bury him in a copper coffin?


Answer: Because he was dead.
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Postby Axtech » 10/24/2003, 6:34 pm

Feed me and I live. Give me a drink and I die. What am I?

Answer: Fire

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What has four wheels and flies?

Answer: A garbage truck

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What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps?

Answer: A river

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night?

Answer: A human being, who crawls on hands and knees as a baby, walks on two legs as an adult and uses a cane in old age

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I pass before the sun, yet make no shadow. What am I?

Answer: The wind
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Postby Henrietta » 10/24/2003, 7:54 pm

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Postby nikki4982 » 10/25/2003, 1:12 am

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Postby sYdeshowFreek » 10/25/2003, 1:48 am

Let's see if I can think of some...

Okay you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, and throw away the inside. What is it?

And of the other ones I only missed a couple because I've heard those before.
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Postby Axtech » 10/25/2003, 6:28 am

I've heard that one before. I know the answer. :mrgreen:

Answer: Corn on the cob. Throw away the husk, cook what's left. Eat the corn, throw away the cob.
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Postby superrgirll » 10/25/2003, 8:36 am

-lori
she's a fool for the last living rock king
http://www.livejournal.com/~got_to_get_away/

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Postby Johnny » 10/25/2003, 9:56 am

I havent got a clue....seriously!



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Postby happening fish » 10/25/2003, 1:18 pm

Two legs sits on three legs, with one leg in his lap. Four legs comes in and steals one leg from two legs. Two legs throws three legs at four legs to get one leg back. What's going on?

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