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Postby gravity » 4/28/2007, 11:36 am

landon, remember when we found out we are brothers?
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Postby crustine » 4/28/2007, 3:47 pm

Lando,
How is my fish still alive? He hasnt eaten in well over a month and lays at the bottom of the bowl. Do you think he is tired of being in water?
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Postby Lando » 4/28/2007, 5:30 pm

gravity wrote:landon, remember when we found out we are brothers?


I do. I have the legal documents stashed away in a vault inside of a vault inside of a vault inside of McDonald's men's washroom in New Mexico.
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Postby Lando » 4/28/2007, 5:37 pm

crustine wrote:Lando,
How is my fish still alive? He hasnt eaten in well over a month and lays at the bottom of the bowl. Do you think he is tired of being in water?


I think he's tired of the dirty water and the shabby blue collar fish food you're buying him. He's royalty in the fish world and deserves to be treated like it!
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Postby Johnny » 4/28/2007, 6:45 pm

Hey Lando, remember that time we spent down in Tiajuana with Patrick Swayzie?
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Postby Johnny » 4/28/2007, 6:48 pm

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Chanandler Bong wrote:I'm not looking at the knife... :love: :wtf:


In case you were wondering. That's Penelope Cruz from the movie Volver.


Be that as it may, I'm still not looking at the knife. :*)**
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Postby crustine » 4/28/2007, 8:49 pm

lando
what does one feed Beta Royalty?
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 4/29/2007, 1:09 am

not car keys
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 4/29/2007, 1:10 am

oh and gerbers baby food doesnt go well with the fishy kind
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Postby Lando » 4/30/2007, 4:03 am

crustine wrote:lando
what does one feed Beta Royalty?


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D'uh! Everyone knows that! :roll:
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Postby Lando » 4/30/2007, 4:19 am

Chanandler Bong wrote:Hey Lando, remember that time we spent down in Tiajuana with Patrick Swayzie?



Not really, too much alcohol was involved... this is all I remember...

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The rest is all a blur.

Oh and for those who are wondering. Patrick Swayzie was a Patrick Swayze impersonator. Johnny found him begging for quarters outside of a 7-11. Not so surprisingly, he had a scratch ticket addiction and since it's been slow for Dirty Dancing theme parties (they probably haven't been popular since the late 1980s), he hadn't had a job in a while. Johnny and I told him we'd do our best to get him some work... at first we convinced some people to hire him for a Donnie Darko theme party to appear as Jim Cunningham from the movie. However it turned out that having someone at the party they think is a child pornographer/molester is a little unsettling, so it didn't go over well...

Oh well... maybe we'll be able to convince people to do Black Dog parties!

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Postby laurel » 4/30/2007, 12:44 pm

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Postby Lando » 4/30/2007, 4:01 pm

Your pic doesn't work!
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Postby Johnny » 4/30/2007, 6:27 pm

llama! I forgot about that!


Oh and lando should make me a cool signature too. :nod:
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Postby Lando » 5/1/2007, 4:29 am

Now your pic works!
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Postby gravity » 5/1/2007, 10:25 am

LANDON WHY DO YOU GO TO NEW MEXICO AND STILL NOT CLEVELAND?????
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Postby Johnny » 5/1/2007, 11:51 am

That's cause he's afraid of Cleveland Steamers. Which is odd considering he invented Cleveland Steamers.
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Postby gravity » 5/1/2007, 1:51 pm

id give him one. so he's right to be afraid.
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Postby Johnny » 5/1/2007, 4:58 pm

Well, your Cleveland Steamers are legendary, so no wonder he's afraid!
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Postby Lando » 5/1/2007, 5:01 pm

I only fear the Steveland Cleamer!

Because he's my friend Josh! And he hasn't posted here in a while.
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