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Postby Lando » 1/22/2009, 11:00 pm

laurel wrote:I like words!

and flabby boys, apparently...


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That looks like a boy to you?
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Postby laurel » 1/22/2009, 11:08 pm

no!

i used 'boy' as a general term for 'nicely muscled male adults'!
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Postby Lando » 1/22/2009, 11:12 pm

well that's insulting because the mime race would never acknowledge the likes of a normy. that's what they call humans (with sign language), we're a regular lesser species to them.
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Postby Lando » 1/22/2009, 11:33 pm

laurel wrote:I like words!

and flabby boys, apparently...


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that's more like what you're into?
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Postby laurel » 1/22/2009, 11:34 pm

i was saying that if your muscley mime was flabby, THEN i like flabby!

cause flabby would actually be muscley.

get it?
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Postby Lando » 1/22/2009, 11:36 pm

but then what about the new pic i posted?

what would that be?
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Postby laurel » 1/22/2009, 11:36 pm

this hurts my brain :(
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Postby laurel » 1/22/2009, 11:40 pm

Lando wrote:but then what about the new pic i posted?

what would that be?



hm. morbidly obese, apparently. like that 1200 pound dude!
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Postby Neil » 1/23/2009, 2:11 am

I didn't call a girl back one time because we went out to eat at a Steakhouse, and the beyotch ordered a g'damn salad. A SALAD. Are you freaking kidding me!?!?

:lol: Dammit. Hey lando.... Would Laurel order a steak? (Not that I honestly care too much, but I wanted to keep it thread appropriate for ya's.)
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Postby Lando » 1/23/2009, 3:21 am

Laurel's a very picky eater. Says she doesn't like steak unless her parents make it on their bar-b-que.

She has however ordered steak a few times when we've went out. Oddly, most of the times we've went to an actual steakhouse she's ordered something other than steak and when we've gone to a restaurant with a more general menu is one of the rare times she's ordered steak.
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Postby laurel » 1/23/2009, 7:40 am

I'm not that picky! Just particular sometimes!

And when we went to Outback this summer, I ordered that little itty bitty steak that was perfectly Laurel sized!

I'm starting to enjoy steak a bit more lately. But so many places do it so terribly wrong...I guess that's why I stay away from restaurant steak a lot of the time. Unless I'm craving it.
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Postby xjsb125 » 1/23/2009, 8:50 am

Nothing wrong with being picky!
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Postby Neil » 1/23/2009, 9:42 am

Don't agree with her, Matthew! (Jk!)
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Postby Lando » 1/23/2009, 3:45 pm

She's lying. She is a picky eater fo sho.
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Postby crustine » 1/23/2009, 5:55 pm

has anyone eaten with matty? steak and potatoes and nothing green thank you very much :D

me on the other hand just had a good helping of walnut tofu shepherds pie ...so good.

which leads to my question

Can shepherds herd tofu?
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Postby Johnny » 1/23/2009, 5:57 pm

Are you high on LSD?
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Postby Shanae » 1/23/2009, 6:09 pm

Hahahahahha.

Lando > Everything.

That was a good one.
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Re: The ASK LANDO! Thread

Postby Lando » 6/5/2016, 7:54 pm

I started this thread almost 13 years ago!

Just sayin'
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Re: The ASK LANDO! Thread

Postby xjsb125 » 6/5/2016, 9:13 pm

I found the audio recordings you made calling me and Brad. Fun times.
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Re: The ASK LANDO! Thread

Postby myownsatellite » 6/6/2016, 12:07 pm

Wow, a reappearance!
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