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Postby Johnny » 5/1/2007, 5:04 pm

I'm afraid of poop. :(
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Postby Lando » 5/1/2007, 5:05 pm

Use a diaper or a toilet!
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Postby Johnny » 5/1/2007, 5:08 pm

Diapers are too small!
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Postby Lando » 5/1/2007, 5:10 pm

There are adult ones! DEPENDS!
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Postby Johnny » 5/1/2007, 5:11 pm

I'll only use Huggies!
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Postby Lando » 5/1/2007, 5:18 pm

Huggies are swwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
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Postby Johnny » 5/1/2007, 5:26 pm

I know. I can't wait for Nike's designer Huggies to hit the market. :nod:
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Postby gravity » 5/1/2007, 5:44 pm

true story: my friend (lives in cleveland) thought cleveland steamers were just poop.

so she kept referring to her dog's "cleveland steamers".

i pissed my pants.
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Postby crustine » 5/1/2007, 8:13 pm

eww that could prove embarassing
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Postby gravity » 5/2/2007, 10:31 am

she was quite embarassed
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Postby Johnny » 5/2/2007, 3:20 pm

Funny ha ha!
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 5/2/2007, 3:58 pm

indeed
go fuck yourself.
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Postby gravity » 5/2/2007, 4:57 pm

quite.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 5/3/2007, 1:50 am

yes
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Postby Johnny » 5/3/2007, 6:37 pm

indubitably.




I can't pronounce that word! :(
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 5/4/2007, 3:45 am

i tend to not be able to either
unless im drunk
because when im drunk it combines with my super power senility to create super powers beyond imagination... in fact... i can speak any and every language in the known universe!!

lando, i must take this opportunity to ask you a question... what would one call a super power based on senility and drunkeness?
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Postby Johnny » 5/4/2007, 9:39 am

Whenever you come back to Canadaland, we need to go out drinkin some place!
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 5/4/2007, 11:28 am

i concur
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Postby Lando » 5/4/2007, 3:43 pm

Dr. Hobo wrote:lando, i must take this opportunity to ask you a question... what would one call a super power based on senility and drunkeness?


crunk-ray vision. You see through objects and into the future, but due to the drunkenness and senility, you forget what you've seen before you can use the power for good or evil.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 5/4/2007, 5:21 pm

most excellent
although that doesnt explain my new found ability to speak foreign languages!
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