Lando wrote:I will not answer OLP lyric related questions!!
Lando wrote:carnival_7 wrote:How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if said woodchuck could chuck wood?
This question is a difficult one to answer accurately because it is completely theoretical in nature.
First a study would be needed to see if woodchucks can actually chuck wood. If they were capable of such a feat then we'd need to do an analysis taking into account the following factors:
-The stamina level of both male and female, full grown woodchucks
-The weight of each piece of wood. (Hopefully similar weights will be used)
-The distance the woodchuck can "chuck" the wood. (Therefore helping us determine the amount of energy the woodchuck expends from each throw and his/her individual strength levels)
-The wind direction. If the woodchuck is throwing into the wind, the results may vary. (Unless experiment is conducted in doors)
- Dehydration (Do the woodchucks have a bottle of gatorade at their disposal?)
After considering all the factors you should be able to come up with a fairly accurate answer. Unfortunately I do not have the funds to conduct this research.
PLEASE NOTE: DO NOT USE RABID WOODCHUCKS. It's a bad situation. Trust me.
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