This is where you post your favourite Family Guy quotes! I'll start her off.
"Peter, if you're not going to take your blindfold off, will you at least let me drive?"
"Come on Lois, you know it's illegal for women to drive!"
Family Guy REVIVED
Family Guy REVIVED
Don't ask questions, just accept it.
Peter: Hey, Chris, what are those two balls hanging from your leg? Wait... that's not your leg!
Peter: Look, my alphabet cereal is sending me messages. It says 'oooooooo'!
Lois: Peter, those are Cheerios.
Announcer: What would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you stand on one leg?
Guy: Sure.
Announcer: Would you act like a monkey?
Guy: uh huh.
Announcer: Wo-Would you, would you kill a man?
Guy: Um...huh...uh well...[shoots gun][man screams]
Peter: [writing a letter] Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paperclip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.
Peter: Look, my alphabet cereal is sending me messages. It says 'oooooooo'!
Lois: Peter, those are Cheerios.
Announcer: What would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you stand on one leg?
Guy: Sure.
Announcer: Would you act like a monkey?
Guy: uh huh.
Announcer: Wo-Would you, would you kill a man?
Guy: Um...huh...uh well...[shoots gun][man screams]
Peter: [writing a letter] Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paperclip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.
Ninamori:"Our little secret, okay?"
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peter: "alright guys.. if you werent married and you could sleep with anyone who would it be?"
*skip ahead*
quagmire: "taylor hanson"
peter, cleveland and joe laugh
quagmire: "what?"
peter: "umm taylor hanson is a guy"
quagmire: hahaha very funny guys.. try and pull one over on ole quagmire"
joe: "no seriously, taylor hanson is a guy"
cleveland: "yeah he's a guy"
quagmire: "oh god"
peter: "yeah quagmire.. hes a guy!"
quagmire: "oh god.. oh god no.. i bought magazines.. and i ... OH GOD"
*skip ahead*
quagmire: "taylor hanson"
peter, cleveland and joe laugh
quagmire: "what?"
peter: "umm taylor hanson is a guy"
quagmire: hahaha very funny guys.. try and pull one over on ole quagmire"
joe: "no seriously, taylor hanson is a guy"
cleveland: "yeah he's a guy"
quagmire: "oh god"
peter: "yeah quagmire.. hes a guy!"
quagmire: "oh god.. oh god no.. i bought magazines.. and i ... OH GOD"
go fuck yourself.
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Peter: "Come on stewie, your mother and i have something to show you."
Stewie: "Oh let me guess, you've picked out another colourful box with crank for me to turn and turn and oooh, a jack in the box. Then you laugh and the kids laugh and the dogs laugh and i die a little inside."
Stewie: "Oh let me guess, you've picked out another colourful box with crank for me to turn and turn and oooh, a jack in the box. Then you laugh and the kids laugh and the dogs laugh and i die a little inside."
Don't ask questions, just accept it.
Tom: Huh, get used to this sight, Diane: guys running away from you.
Diane: Tom, you're so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents.
"Lois: I do have a mind of my own ya know.
Peter: Yeah yeah yeah I know your a feminist and everything and I think thats adorable, but this is grown-up time now and Im the man."
Diane: Tom, you're so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents.
"Lois: I do have a mind of my own ya know.
Peter: Yeah yeah yeah I know your a feminist and everything and I think thats adorable, but this is grown-up time now and Im the man."
You can't go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a better world for people. Otherwise it's just a cage.
--Terry Pratchett
When it's cold I'd like to die
--Terry Pratchett
When it's cold I'd like to die
that's the best show on earth! i own the dvd anyone else own it too? it'sa great, but the commentary is just plain dumb
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
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isn't that when he says: "chef good news! i'm not going to kill you!"
...or something along those lines.....could someone helo me, i'm to lazt to watch it right now
...or something along those lines.....could someone helo me, i'm to lazt to watch it right now
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
Clumsyboy wrote:that's the best show on earth! i own the dvd anyone else own it too? it'sa great, but the commentary is just plain dumb
I have it, and yeah i tried listening to the commentary but it was boring and stupid so i gave up. But an AMAZING dvd set. I hope they come out with the 3rd and 4th! Whatever htough because i have most of them downloaded anway.
Stewie: Okay, this is what you SHOULD sound like: "The life of the wife was ended by the knife." This is what YOU sound like (pulls a string on a toy): "Mooooooooooo"
Don't ask questions, just accept it.
i'm watching it right now! It's on teletoon, it's the one where stewie and brian get stranded
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
lol foresure
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month