Alright, Alright; here it is......
So.....an Owl Shit on My Head
This actually happened a few weeks ago and its pretty similar to when the other bird poo'd on my head(The first post in this thread
)
Well, a few weeks ago, I had to take out the garbage and the bottles. So, I get dressed and proceed to make my way outside. Now our trash cans are located beside the driveway. So, I proceed to take the trash out and dispose of it. I turn around and I proceed to the garage and I put the empty bottles away. When I come out of the garage, I notice something in the tree. At first I thought it was a big clump of snow. Then I look closer and I realize that snow wouldn't form in a big clump like that and there wasnt that much snow. So, I get curious and I walk up to the tree. Then I find out what it is, It was an owl, a grreat snowy owl. It was beautiful. I have never seen an owl before. So, I move in a bit closer and I stopped. I was right underneath it. I looked at it for a few moments and I decided to go and tell my folk about it. So just as I turn to go in, I hear a ruffling of feathers then I feel something warm hit my head.
That familiar feeling comes rushing back to me. Yes, a owl did crap on my head. Quite frankly, I was surprised....that bird held a surprisin amount of poop in it. Then the rage kicks in. The poo had hit me behind my ear and it went down my coat
The smell was horrible. I honestly wanted to get sick. the smell was that bad. So, I walk quickly into the house, take my coat off and I threw it downstairs. Then I take my shirt off
and I toss it downstairs(both had poo on them) So, I dash to the bathroom and I quickly ram hy head in the sink.....and thats were the trouble really began.
Well, my head still doesnt fit in the sink, which resulted in me getting my head stuck again. Thats not even the worst part. You see, my old man was changing the taps on the kitchen sink. That means the water was turned OFF in the house. Naturally, he did something wrong, so he and my mom had to run into the home depot in Edmonton. He didnt and couldnt turn the water on. So, I had no way to wash my hair.....and I couldnt get my head unstuck. There was no lubrication available...I had to wait.
I waited for two hours for my folks to come home and they did finally. My mom comes in and looks for me. She finds me in my sorry state and she's like
She askes me whats wrong and I tell her what happend. She laughed at me by this time my old man came in and he was like
. My mom explains what happened and he laughs. So I kindly asked them to get me the fuck out of there. Mom goes to get some bottled water and she managed to wash the poo out. So, i didnt smell too bad anymore. Then my folks try to get me out. They were litterally trying to rip my head out of the sink but, my head wouldn't move. I was stuck good...
So, in the end, my old man had to take the tap off to get me out. I was stuck in the sink for just about three hours. My back was killing me and my head hurt.....
End Story
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