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Postby al_ » 2/6/2004, 4:05 pm

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Postby Penguin Josh » 2/6/2004, 4:19 pm

john you made my day yet again
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Postby clumsychild_ » 2/6/2004, 11:14 pm

:lol: Johnathan, you're the coolest.
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Postby nikki4982 » 2/7/2004, 2:21 am

:lol: Oh man.
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Postby hpdfk » 4/7/2004, 8:35 pm

:lol: :lol:

This thread was the best! I wish I voted for it!
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Postby Johnny » 4/7/2004, 9:35 pm

I got one more story.


I tried to shave my pubes and it didnt work out. :oops:
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Postby superrgirll » 4/7/2004, 9:36 pm

oh my. 8O
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Postby Johnny » 4/7/2004, 11:07 pm

Yeah. I tried to see what I'd look like. Alas, I was met with utter failure.

I started by using my straight blade(razor) But I cut myself too many times. I then pulled out the ol' trust Mach 3. That didn't work too well. So I pull the ol electric razor. Well, the razors' blades were dull and when I attempted to shave....well my hair got caught in the blade. So, I had electric razor hangin from my pubes. :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
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Postby nikki4982 » 4/7/2004, 11:58 pm

8O

That might've been one story you should've kept to yourself, dude. :lol:
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Postby Johnny » 4/8/2004, 12:13 am

A Tale of Stupidity brought to you by The Johnathan
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Postby al_ » 4/8/2004, 12:23 am

seriously dude, don't eat the glue
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Postby nikki4982 » 4/8/2004, 3:47 am

:lol:
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Postby Axtech » 4/8/2004, 5:59 am

Wow.

Every guy who read this just experienced their balls shooting into them, and their sac shrinking up.

OUCH!

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Postby Johnny » 4/8/2004, 11:13 am

:lol:




*hangs head in shame*
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Postby Penguin Josh » 4/8/2004, 3:02 pm

i found it quite entertaining
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Postby trentm32 » 4/8/2004, 3:59 pm

Johnathan wrote:I got one more story.


I tried to shave my pubes and it didnt work out. :oops:


that, my friend, is why I've never tried. I canb arely shave my face without cutting something. to try it down there... *shudder*
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Postby hpdfk » 4/8/2004, 8:39 pm

Johnathan wrote:Yeah. I tried to see what I'd look like. Alas, I was met with utter failure.

I started by using my straight blade(razor) But I cut myself too many times. I then pulled out the ol' trust Mach 3. That didn't work too well. So I pull the ol electric razor. Well, the razors' blades were dull and when I attempted to shave....well my hair got caught in the blade. So, I had electric razor hangin from my pubes. :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:


:lol: :lol: I laughed out loud. Keep your pubes, natural=the way to be.

The owl one should be a sequel to the movie. SO A BIRD SHAT ON MY HEAD II: REVENGE OF THE OWL.
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Postby Joanne » 4/8/2004, 8:58 pm

:lol:
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 4/8/2004, 11:01 pm

Axtech wrote:Wow.

Every guy who read this just experienced their balls shooting into them, and their sac shrinking up.

OUCH!

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lol
that reminds me of that canadian club commercial with the soccer players
but yeah
that definately went through my head heh
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Postby afealicious » 7/5/2006, 9:35 pm

*resurrects*

okay johby, get posting. :D
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