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Postby Johnny » 6/24/2003, 7:47 pm

Motherfucking bird!! :evil: :evil:

I was coming into my house when I felt something warm and gooey hit my head. Then I'm like :wtf: I look up and theres nothing there....then I feel my head...then i was like 8O .... :wtf: ..... :uh: ....... :( ........... :evil:

I immeadiatly ran inside and stuck my head under the tap and washed the poo out....then something else happened. I forgot that My head is too big to fit under my tap...so my head get stunk in the sink.. I was like :Johnathan: what a pickle!! So I fumble around for some lubricant and I find some petroleum jelly. I scoop some out and lube up my head.. It took some finessing but I got my head un stuck. So In the end my hair was full of jelly and bird poo..

Man I washed my hair a good 8 times after that..........I felt so dirty :uh:
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Postby joe_canadian » 6/24/2003, 7:48 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby emily » 6/24/2003, 7:48 pm

Petroleum jelly is not good to use as a lubricant. What a pickle indeed!
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Postby superrgirll » 6/24/2003, 7:49 pm

how did you manage to get your head stuck in a sink? sinks are huge.
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Postby nelison » 6/24/2003, 7:51 pm

ya really!
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.

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Postby Axtech » 6/24/2003, 7:51 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm sorry John, but it is so finally my turn to say this...

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Postby Susan » 6/24/2003, 7:55 pm

You're hilarious, Johnathan. :mrgreen:
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Postby Johnny » 6/24/2003, 7:55 pm

superrgirll wrote:how did you manage to get your head stuck in a sink? sinks are huge.



I got a big head and my bathroom sink isnt that big....its small
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Postby Bandalero » 6/24/2003, 8:12 pm

:lol:
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Postby nelison » 6/24/2003, 8:15 pm

hey it happens to the best of us
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Postby Susan » 6/24/2003, 8:22 pm

I was in my dress blues inform in cadets. I was guard commander, and we marched to the park for a remembrance day ceremony, and a bunch of birds flew out of the tree and a few of us got shat on.

Good thing they were so small, it was un-noticable.
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Postby One-Eye » 6/24/2003, 8:25 pm

Poor Johnny. Can I call you Johnny when you do something funny?
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Postby sandsleeper » 6/24/2003, 8:40 pm

i get birdshat in my hair everyday!!!

except i get it in powder form. yummmmay.
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Postby emily » 6/24/2003, 8:41 pm

huh???
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Postby starseed_10 » 6/24/2003, 8:45 pm

she works at birdland.
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Postby xoNoDoubt69 » 6/24/2003, 8:46 pm

superrgirll wrote:how did you manage to get your head stuck in a sink? sinks are huge.


I got my head stuck in a railing once
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Postby superrgirll » 6/24/2003, 8:48 pm

once when i was 3 years old, i hit my head on a railing and my head was bleeding so i had to go to the hospital and get staples in my head. hmmm, maybe that explains why i get confused so often.
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Postby One-Eye » 6/24/2003, 8:49 pm

I did that too. But it was because I was jumping on the bed.

Momma called the doctor and the doctor said...

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Postby nelison » 6/24/2003, 8:50 pm

I can't say I've ever got my head stuck in anything...
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.

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Postby Johnny » 6/24/2003, 9:02 pm

Today was bad day for Johnathan.

Know what? To make matters worse...I managed to spill some shampoo and soap all over the counter and floor and I manged to splash a large quantity of water everywhere!! Water+soap+shampoo=slippery floor.

So when I got my head un stuck....I managed to slip on the soapy,shampooy and waterer floor. I ended up doing the splits and it hurt like hell!! It felt like my ball sack was torn in two :cry:

I ended up laying on the floor for a while holding my gonads :freak:


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