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Postby emily » 5/10/2003, 4:52 am

this looks like a barrel of monkeys:

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Postby Bandalero » 5/10/2003, 1:34 pm

jesus christ man! 8O

that thing scares the shit out of me. if i ever see a chick with rubber comming out of her like said picture, i'm running out of that bedroom with my pants around my ancles. :freak:
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my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Postby luckyJQ9 » 5/10/2003, 8:15 pm

hehe..they're more frightening in person...they're like..lubricated and shit. they're just plain silly.
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Postby Bandalero » 5/10/2003, 11:16 pm

luckyJQ9 wrote:hehe..they're more frightening in person...they're like..lubricated and shit. they're just plain silly.


just like regular condoms? i had this mental picture of a chick flipping out a condom that looked like a big ass leg stocking and sure enough, they look alot like little leg stockings. ewww...
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Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Postby emily » 5/11/2003, 6:15 am

yeah it does except for that big round thing to insert. that doesn't look like fun,
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Postby sandsleeper » 5/11/2003, 8:35 am

i bet you could have a lot of fun with that thing... just not the way they want you to... :neutral:
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Postby Neil » 5/11/2003, 8:37 am

hahahahaha
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Postby superboots » 5/11/2003, 8:41 am

that is the scariest and most painful looking thing ever.
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Postby Neil » 5/11/2003, 8:45 am

yeah, doesn't make it look like fun times...
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Postby areusad831 » 5/11/2003, 6:35 pm

is it possible to use both at the same time for NO feeling at all?
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Postby thirdhour » 5/11/2003, 6:53 pm

probably :lol:
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Postby happening fish » 5/11/2003, 8:39 pm

I dunno, doesn't look THAT bad to me... :wtf:
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Postby sandsleeper » 5/11/2003, 9:27 pm

areusad831 wrote:is it possible to use both at the same time for NO feeling at all?


no. friction. too much. tearage.
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Postby thirdhour » 5/12/2003, 2:12 pm

damn. there goes my weekend plans...
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Postby luckyJQ9 » 5/12/2003, 3:37 pm

sandsleeper wrote:i bet you could have a lot of fun with that thing... just not the way they want you to... :neutral:


that's funny cause we ended up filling it up with water and playing with it like a water baloon. very fun.
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Postby Bandalero » 5/12/2003, 3:54 pm

thirdhour wrote:damn. there goes my weekend plans...


yup, i think it's official, Yannic is going to tap some ass! :nod:
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Postby luckyJQ9 » 5/12/2003, 5:30 pm

haha...you said tap ass...

i'm so immature.
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Postby Johnny » 5/12/2003, 6:33 pm

:wtf:





goodness





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Postby thirdhour » 5/13/2003, 5:02 pm

well, im not sure who's ass i'm going to tap, but there is definatly some ass-tappage happenning ;)
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Postby Bandalero » 5/13/2003, 11:40 pm

uh oh, i think Yannic is goiing to serial rape a couple of boys in her area. 8O
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and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


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my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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