Monty Python

[Axtech]

I've heard one great line from that...

(W = R, he talks weird).

"My father was a Woman!"

[buzhwa]

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"

One of my favorite parts of Holy Grail is the monks walking along in a single file line, singing something and smacking themselves in the heads with those wooden tablets every so often.

[stlloki]

[chanting] Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
[bonk]
Pie Iesu domine,...
[bonk]
...dona eis requiem.
[bonk]
Pie Iesu domine,...
[bonk]
...dona eis requiem.

[buzhwa]

Yeah, that.

[stlloki]

Classic movie

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow
Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and
the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies
and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.

SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the
Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three
shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,
excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the
number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy
Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My
sight, shall snuff it.'


being naughty in My sight....hehehe good stuff