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Postby Neil » 5/2/2003, 6:52 pm

If you could invite anybody from history (past or present) to dinner, answer the following:

1. who would you invite?
2. what would you serve for them?
3. what questions would you ask them?
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Postby starseed_10 » 5/2/2003, 7:00 pm

:wtf:
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Postby Neil » 5/2/2003, 7:00 pm

ummm yeah.......I kid u not
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Postby xoNoDoubt69 » 5/2/2003, 7:02 pm

Dude i think i got that question i n Middle school
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Postby Susan » 5/2/2003, 7:39 pm

Wow. I did that in 7th grade.
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Postby areusad831 » 5/2/2003, 7:41 pm

i would invite yoda to dinner. :nod:
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Postby Joey » 5/2/2003, 7:43 pm

Kind of a fun question though .. to see what people would write .. I never got to meet either of my Grandpa's so I'd invite them to dinner :nod:
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Postby xoNoDoubt69 » 5/2/2003, 7:45 pm

I'd pick my grandpop(my dad's dad)..He died a few months before i was born :(
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Postby Axtech » 5/2/2003, 7:46 pm

I'd want to invite some profound thinker.

Or maybe Jesus. Find out what he was really up to. :lol: :P
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Postby Joey » 5/2/2003, 7:46 pm

My Grandpa's died before I was born too :(
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Postby emily » 5/2/2003, 8:21 pm

I'd invite Socrates or maybe Lao Tsu if I had a translator.
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i'll never really know
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Postby thirdhour » 5/3/2003, 1:53 am

jesus :nod:......or budda :D
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Postby Dabekk » 5/3/2003, 2:48 am

what class is that for?
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Postby luckyJQ9 » 5/3/2003, 2:03 pm

holy bill and ted's excellent adventure, batman!
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Postby Furious George » 5/3/2003, 7:09 pm

Yeah, I'd invite either Jesus, Buddha, Lau Tzu, Einstein, Leonardo da Vinci, Socrates, or any other great philosopher/thinkers that I can't think of.
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Postby thirdhour » 5/3/2003, 7:10 pm

^hehehe







what the...? :freak:
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Postby Narbus » 5/4/2003, 10:22 pm

1. Helen of Troy.
2. Aphrodisiacs.
3. "Do you wanna, you know...ride my chariot?"


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Postby joe_canadian » 5/5/2003, 3:42 pm

1. Nietzsche!

2. Umm... wouldn't serve good ol' Friedrich anything since he'd probably get horrendously sick and not be able to talk.

3. I'd just let him talk, he'd probably reduce me to a small puddle of mental goo, but it'd be interesting as hell.
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Postby Narbus » 5/5/2003, 11:41 pm

NEW ONE!

1. Napolean
2. Well, actually, he's a zombie, so it doesn't really matter. He'll be trying to eat my brains.
3. "Would you please not eat my brains?"
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