batman

[Gimme_Shelter]

remember that time he had a boxing match with the riddler and he was stuck to the floor with a magnet?

[Gimme_Shelter]

and that batgirl, what a hottie

[emily]

lol what?

[*MaNdA*]

Nobody knows what you're talking about, except maybe you and Lando....but other than that NOBODY!

[starseed_10]

batman has no superpowers.
superman kicks ass.
x men = cool.
spiderman = good.

[emily]

"I rarely know what yer talkin' about."

-Strong Sad

[Sufjan Stevens]

I miss Blindman Ted

[Lando]

I'll get him to come visit the board again

[committed]

batman > everyone

[Joe Cooler]

Batman has a super power! Its the super power of always having the right antidote and item in his belt in absolutely every situation he gets into.

[Lando]

That's not a power... If anything it's the strength to be such a thug and kick everyone's ass in a fight!

Or the power to make those cool word bubbles show up when he punches people

BAM! ZAP! SMASH! ZONK! and so on...

[emily]

Superman is so much better than Batman. Batman like, never gets hurt.

[starseed_10]

that and the fact that he tries to look like a bat, and lives in a cave with some old guy, and HAS NO SUPERPOWERS!

[robcore]

When batman and robin were trapped on a raft or something one time, a shark came and was going to kill them. What did the bat do? He whipped out his TRUSTY SHARK REPELLENT! If superman and batman got into a fight, you'd better believe he'd have bat-kryptonite.

[starseed_10]

that actually happened according to my friend (huge super hero freak). They had a comic about Batman vs. Superman, bat had a kryptonite ring on his finger and punched superman till he won. Dammit. Batman never loses.
if that were to really happen, superman would fly cirles around him and throw something at him faster than a bullet from like half a mile away. The man isnt an idiot, he obviously wouldnt face a guy holding onto kryptonite in a fist fight.

[Lando]

Well he has before, so he's not as smart as everyone thinks. Don't get me wrong, superman is cool, but he has a weakness. Batman doesn't have super powers and he's still invincible. There is no keeping Batman down. Best fighter ever....

(Excluding Batman movies 3-4)

[Furious George]

Which frickin Batman are you talking about?

[starseed_10]

# 2 sucks.

[Furious George]

I find the costume differences between #1 and #2 to be quite amusing. Batman Beyond is actually suprisingly good.

[clumsychild_]

... #1 looks like some kind of crappy halloween costume... i could swear he can't see out of those eyeholes