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by **areusad831** » 4/1/2003, 2:52 pm

luckyJQ9 wrote:I get to go to my first MLB baseball game on April 9th, whoohooo..i'm so fuckin' excited!!!!!!

they are boring.

by **luckyJQ9** » 4/1/2003, 6:51 pm

Hmm...I have this amazing ability to sit down and watch an entire Phillies game on TV. If I can sit through that, then surely it would be ten times better in person! And I don't have to pay for it!!!! :mrgreen:

by **Sufjan Stevens** » 4/1/2003, 6:55 pm

I still haven't went to a Tigers' game since the last game at Tiger Stadium. I caught two foul balls at that game. They sit in my closet.

by **luckyJQ9** » 4/1/2003, 7:06 pm

i'm good at getting baseballs at games. I've only hit up AA and AAA so far, but the trick is to yell really loud that you love a player, and keep yelling it until you get his attention, then smile and wave. Next foul ball that he gets, or end of inning ball will go straight to you :mrgreen:

by **Sufjan Stevens** » 4/1/2003, 8:51 pm

Well, I like had to work for the ball. That means me and a bunch of drunks going after the same foul ball. I win, but I get covered in beer. Fun times though.

by **luckyJQ9** » 4/1/2003, 9:34 pm

us girls can get whatever we want

by **superrgirll** » 4/1/2003, 9:37 pm

it's true.

by **Sufjan Stevens** » 4/1/2003, 10:54 pm

Yeah, it's funny how life works. If you have perky tits and a nice ass, you can get anything you want in life....including baseballs that men like me have to fight for.

by **luckyJQ9** » 4/1/2003, 10:58 pm

my boobs are not that great, nor is my ass, but i've got a vag, and that's all that really matters..

by **Bandalero** » 4/2/2003, 1:27 am

luckyJQ9 wrote:my boobs are not that great, nor is my ass, but i've got a vag, and that's all that really matters..

oh i dunno, your rack seems rather nice, and that ass.......you could bounce a quarter on that mother! i'm not even going to get into talking about your vag. 8-)

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