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Postby Xavier870 » 3/18/2003, 10:46 pm

Welcome, to Algoma Orchards. Here at Algoma, it is our personal goal to make sure you get the apples you want, when you want them. We have all sorts, from McIntosh and Red Delicious, to Honey Crisp and Fuji. Will you cook your apples, or eat them as a midnight snack? Which apple is the best for salads? Which has the thickest skin? You can ask any question to one of our knowledgeable staff members. We at Algoma have specially trained Stacy, Lindsay, Nathaniel, Danielle, Brent, Sara, Brenda, Dianne, Jane, Kirstin, and Chris to be able to answer just about any question you have. So please, come in today.

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Postby Johnny » 3/18/2003, 10:48 pm

Uhhhhh...okay.....?
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Postby superrgirll » 3/18/2003, 10:52 pm

brent, are you really a knowledgeable staff member?
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Postby areusad831 » 3/18/2003, 11:14 pm

you cant pick your apples all year long that sucks..picking apples is so much fun.
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Postby emily » 3/19/2003, 6:38 am

you guys have a lot of apples that we dont have
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Postby Xavier870 » 3/19/2003, 3:28 pm

Lori: Yes I'm knowledgable.
Rob: We don't pick apples all year. Of course not. We pick them in fall (not me personally) and then put them in the cold storage rooms, where they stay compeltely 100% fresh.
Emily: We have lots of apples. LOTS.
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Postby superrgirll » 3/19/2003, 4:42 pm

Xavier870 wrote:Lori: Yes I'm knowledgable.

prove it.
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Postby emily » 3/19/2003, 8:43 pm

Question #1: Where do apples come from?
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Postby Xavier870 » 3/20/2003, 7:40 pm

Lori, ok I'll answer Emily's question. Emily. Apples come from Munchkins, that are bred from hybrid elephant / cat things. When they go to the bathroom, different kinds of apples come out. We set these Munchkins on large funnels, and when they poop out an apple, it rolls down the funnel into a large bin which is then carted back into our store, we personally take a bite from EVERY apple to make sure it is good enough to be sold to the public. And that is where our apples come from.



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