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Postby Sufjan Stevens » 3/16/2003, 12:05 am

I need to find myself a nice girl. I nice punk/emo girl. Some one that wants to love me, that would be cool. But no, I can't find what I want, and I am with Lauren.
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
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Postby luckyJQ9 » 3/16/2003, 12:08 am

my mom can probably give you some pointers. she's currently doing an overhaul on me because she thinks if i dress better that i will get boys and the ever important boyfriend...

there's nothing like getting dating pointers from your mother....
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Postby superboots » 3/16/2003, 12:09 am

oh Alan, if only I didn't know everything about you. :lol: ;)
HARDCORE!!!

OMG. I can't believe I din't think fo you
until now because when I think on
a scale of one to ten you're like YWELVE.
No, seriously?

I <3 my HLP!!!!!
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Postby sandsleeper » 3/16/2003, 12:09 am

Idealist wrote:i feel special cuz our district was in the paper three times last year yay us
1. doc sima raped an andover alumni
2. the west hills girls are sluts
3. some 14 year old girl's parents found her diary detailing how she would have sex with older men on a regular basis...i think 3 guys are in jail now


sounds kinda like my district. just last weekend this 70 year old guy on our board of education was found doing business at a brothel and arrested. :lol:

then there were the two unteniored teachers who were fired a few weeks back for mysterious reasons (aka sexual harassment of students and other teachers)
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Postby Sufjan Stevens » 3/16/2003, 12:11 am

:lol: Is it too much to ask to find a girl that likes the same music as me and isn't horrendously unattractive and annoying, and maybe has decent friends that don't hate me because the girl cheated on her ex boyfriend with me? I mean, come on, I am a nice guy, and I get shit all the time. I just want a girl with cool colored hair and is in love with Alkaline Trio, and me. I guess I can still look. Love is overrated too.
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
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Postby superboots » 3/16/2003, 12:19 am

ahem....

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I'm working on the alk3.

:lol: :lol:

see, I can joke about this stuff with Alan, because he and I both know that there's no chance in hell we'd ever get together, since I know way too much about his life and it would just be so strange and weird that it would never work out. :nod:
HARDCORE!!!

OMG. I can't believe I din't think fo you
until now because when I think on
a scale of one to ten you're like YWELVE.
No, seriously?

I <3 my HLP!!!!!
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Postby megxyz128 » 3/16/2003, 12:23 am

sandsleeper wrote:
Idealist wrote:i feel special cuz our district was in the paper three times last year yay us
1. doc sima raped an andover alumni
2. the west hills girls are sluts
3. some 14 year old girl's parents found her diary detailing how she would have sex with older men on a regular basis...i think 3 guys are in jail now


sounds kinda like my district. just last weekend this 70 year old guy on our board of education was found doing business at a brothel and arrested. :lol:

then there were the two unteniored teachers who were fired a few weeks back for mysterious reasons (aka sexual harassment of students and other teachers)


Wow, when it comes to horny school workers, I think my city is definitely up there. When I was in elementary school, the janitor was arrested for kiddie porn and other gross stuff. Then in middle school the special ed. teacher was arrested for that as well. Also in middle school the gym teacher got one of his former students pregnant and now they're living together (she wasn't in middle school at the time), and last year my 9th grade geography teacher was arrested for sexual harrasment. How proud I am of my city. :roll:
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Postby committed » 3/16/2003, 12:40 am

you guys should go out
we are the brand new beatniks. we are the down and outers.
we are the bleeding hearts, beating syncopated, broken rhythm.
our speed is often break neck. we need to slow it down.
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Postby sandsleeper » 3/16/2003, 12:46 am

man jeff's all for the girl on girl thing tonight.
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Postby committed » 3/16/2003, 12:48 am

alan is not a girl
we are the brand new beatniks. we are the down and outers.
we are the bleeding hearts, beating syncopated, broken rhythm.
our speed is often break neck. we need to slow it down.
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Postby areusad831 » 3/16/2003, 12:49 am

he is very on top of the gender of members as well
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Postby committed » 3/16/2003, 12:51 am

quit calling me emo jeff

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we are the brand new beatniks. we are the down and outers.
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Postby areusad831 » 3/16/2003, 12:52 am

i didnt call you emo jeff
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Postby committed » 3/16/2003, 12:54 am

you do when i'm not around

:(
we are the brand new beatniks. we are the down and outers.
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our speed is often break neck. we need to slow it down.
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Postby One-Eye » 3/16/2003, 12:54 am

Mister Chainsaw wrote::lol: Is it too much to ask to find a girl that likes the same music as me and isn't horrendously unattractive and annoying, and maybe has decent friends that don't hate me because the girl cheated on her ex boyfriend with me? I mean, come on, I am a nice guy, and I get shit all the time. I just want a girl with cool colored hair and is in love with Alkaline Trio, and me. I guess I can still look. Love is overrated too.


Maybe your standards are too high...?
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Postby areusad831 » 3/16/2003, 12:55 am

well you are just emo jeff i mean i guess it could be altered to punk jeff but it doesnt have the same ring to it. blame it all on kimmy it was her doing once again another reason to ban her :evil:
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Postby committed » 3/16/2003, 12:56 am

:(
we are the brand new beatniks. we are the down and outers.
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our speed is often break neck. we need to slow it down.
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Postby Johnny » 3/16/2003, 1:23 am

:uh:
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Postby xoNoDoubt69 » 3/16/2003, 1:28 am

luckyJQ9 wrote:my mom can probably give you some pointers. she's currently doing an overhaul on me because she thinks if i dress better that i will get boys and the ever important boyfriend...

there's nothing like getting dating pointers from your mother....


my sister has been doing that to me for months. Shes trying to get me to dress different and do my hair different. I really don't think that'd make a difference though.... :neutral:
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Postby Johnny » 3/16/2003, 1:32 am

That must suck
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