masturbation deprivation 2003

[committed]

that's right kids. it's time for a break. feel free to place bets on how long i last. others are welcome to join in the festivities.

[thirdhour]

*cough*40daysand40nights*cough*

[areusad831]

it depends do you have other means of satisfaction?

[committed]

remember who you're asking rob

[areusad831]

you seem to be meeting the ladies so i am not sure but if not then I dont think it will last very long.

do you have a chronic masturabtion problem jeff?

i think there is counseling for that

[emily]

you will get hairy palms

[One-Eye]

Master of your domain, eh?

[Johnny]

Uhhhhh. I bet he wont last long. Just like Kramer

[Penguin Josh]

Go here http://www.jackinworld.com

6 days

[Johnny]

How would you know about that site?

[Penguin Josh]

searches

[Johnny]

:hmm: ...okayyy......

[Penguin Josh]

It is a fun site

[Annie]

josh im me on aim.. i dont have u on my buddy list

[Johnny]

It is a fun site

If you say so

[Penguin Josh]

It is quite funny in some places

[Johnny]

If you say so

[Penguin Josh]

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I am an 18-year-old senior in high school. My scrotum hangs really low. I know the scrotum skin changes because of the temperature, but for me, when it is real saggy, when it comes down to actually getting sexual with girls I look for excuses to end the night. If my balls could be a little more tight at all times I would be so much more sexually active and happy. I can't imagine getting naked in front of a girl with my balls hanging low like they usually do. Is there some kind of pill I could take?

A pill to tighten up your scrotum? That's crazy. In our culture, people seem to be programmed to think that anytime they have a problem with some minor aspect of their body, there should be some kind of "pill" to correct it. I say get comfortable with the body Nature gave you; the body is an unbelievably incredible thing, so enjoy it while you're alive on this planet. If your biggest problem is that your scrotum hangs too low, you're damn lucky. Think for a moment how much worse things could be for you. Talk to someone who has been castrated in the battlefield, or was born with a serious genital deformity, or who has lost a testicle. Then you might be a lot happier with your body the way it is.

[Sufjan Stevens]

Jeff, you will make it 2 weeks. You can wait, but not that long. I haven't done the deed for myself in like a month now. And yes, I am being serious.

[Corey]

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I am an 18-year-old senior in high school. My scrotum hangs really low. I know the scrotum skin changes because of the temperature, but for me, when it is real saggy, when it comes down to actually getting sexual with girls I look for excuses to end the night. If my balls could be a little more tight at all times I would be so much more sexually active and happy. I can't imagine getting naked in front of a girl with my balls hanging low like they usually do. Is there some kind of pill I could take?

A pill to tighten up your scrotum? That's crazy. In our culture, people seem to be programmed to think that anytime they have a problem with some minor aspect of their body, there should be some kind of "pill" to correct it. I say get comfortable with the body Nature gave you; the body is an unbelievably incredible thing, so enjoy it while you're alive on this planet. If your biggest problem is that your scrotum hangs too low, you're damn lucky. Think for a moment how much worse things could be for you. Talk to someone who has been castrated in the battlefield, or was born with a serious genital deformity, or who has lost a testicle. Then you might be a lot happier with your body the way it is.

I don't know. We ARE talking about a low-hanging scrotum here.