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Postby nelison » 3/10/2003, 11:01 am

:lol: :lol: Alan that was the funniest thing i've heard all day

Sorry that some of you had to see that... i came across it and thought that you guys would be just as disturbed as I was... and you were...
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Postby One-Eye » 3/10/2003, 11:35 am

I wasn't disturbed... In fact, I was a bit turned on.
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Postby luckyJQ9 » 3/10/2003, 12:09 pm

yes! God loves me. I am at home, on dialup, and therefore unable to witness this horrific display!! whoohooo!!!!
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Postby committed » 3/10/2003, 12:11 pm

there's a huge difference between admiring a female and watching smurf porn.

and no i'm not a pervert.
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Postby luckyJQ9 » 3/10/2003, 12:13 pm

exactly whose ass is that anyways?
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Postby committed » 3/10/2003, 12:16 pm

some girl that wants to hang out with me
we are the brand new beatniks. we are the down and outers.
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our speed is often break neck. we need to slow it down.
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Postby One-Eye » 3/10/2003, 12:17 pm

There's also a such thing a sense of humor.
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Postby luckyJQ9 » 3/10/2003, 12:17 pm

ah dude..she wants you. go get her!
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Postby committed » 3/10/2003, 12:19 pm

i have a freaking list of girls that want to hang out with me

it's up to eight
we are the brand new beatniks. we are the down and outers.
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Postby luckyJQ9 » 3/10/2003, 12:21 pm

then what's the problem. GET ON THAT!!!
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Postby committed » 3/10/2003, 12:23 pm

i am goddamnit

i'm have to talk my parents into letting me drive back to college this weekend for a party

this girl is telling her friends that a hot guy is coming to the party to make out with her
we are the brand new beatniks. we are the down and outers.
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Postby One-Eye » 3/10/2003, 12:25 pm

Does she know her ass is on display for all the world to see?
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Postby luckyJQ9 » 3/10/2003, 12:27 pm

SCORE!
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Postby committed » 3/10/2003, 12:37 pm

she put her ass up as her profile pic on stlpunk. i'm sure she doesn't care. and that's a different girl. her name is kelly.

lauren is the party girl.

chelsey is who i'm going to prom with.

etc.
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our speed is often break neck. we need to slow it down.
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Postby liam » 3/10/2003, 2:41 pm

why is there an ass as your avatar?
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Postby committed » 3/10/2003, 3:31 pm

shut the fuck up
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Postby emily » 3/10/2003, 8:29 pm

it doesnt work anymore
!EMiLY!

sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know
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Postby Penguin Josh » 3/10/2003, 8:31 pm

this thing scared the shiznit outa me
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