sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know
Chanpagne is one of the most overrated bottles of crap. ITs dusgusting. At my house we drink something else that is similar to, but is much more tasty. I can't remember what its called.
Sorry, I'm just venting my abhorrence of the champagne conspiracy.
Oh the secret to scoring with chick is to take off all your clothes and start flexing...........Matt's tip #222 (only if you have a physique like my own)
Another one, is smile like an idiot constantly......and the dry hump her when she bends over. Its a sure thing. But you have to be like "hey baby " when you do it.............
"Sometimes Nothin' Can Be a Real Cool Hand"
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