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Postby mosaik » 3/5/2003, 11:34 pm

please post advice here.
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Postby Bandalero » 3/5/2003, 11:36 pm

you gotta be yourself....open up to them and let them see that your a great dictator with alot of personality. :)
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Postby thirdhour » 3/5/2003, 11:53 pm

*shakes hair* grrrrrrr 8-)
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Postby robcore » 3/6/2003, 1:52 am

Be yourself unless you're a loser, then be someone else.
Don't ask questions, just accept it.
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Postby dumbandjaded13 » 3/6/2003, 1:56 am

First tip... dont call it "scoring with chicks" :)
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Postby Axtech » 3/6/2003, 6:53 am

I was just going to say that...
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Postby Johnny » 3/6/2003, 10:14 am

First of all dont go up to a woman and hit on her with a cheesy pick up line. Be a gentleman and go up to her and introduce yourself.
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Postby Johnny » 3/6/2003, 10:15 am

Unless of course you just wanna get into their pants. Then if thats the case I am not going to give you any advice
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Postby mosaik » 3/6/2003, 12:44 pm

thanks.

man i want to score.
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Postby luckyJQ9 » 3/6/2003, 12:46 pm

i agree with the whole calling it "score" thing..
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Postby mosaik » 3/6/2003, 12:52 pm

chicks don't dig that?
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Postby luckyJQ9 » 3/6/2003, 12:53 pm

tell them that you want to have a deeply spiritual experience with them...
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Postby committed » 3/6/2003, 12:57 pm

i don't know the secret.

i've never scored.

tonight i might have a hot date though.
we are the brand new beatniks. we are the down and outers.
we are the bleeding hearts, beating syncopated, broken rhythm.
our speed is often break neck. we need to slow it down.
tired of being sleepless. tired of being broken.

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Postby luckyJQ9 » 3/6/2003, 12:57 pm

go get 'em jeff
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Postby Bandalero » 3/6/2003, 1:00 pm

Doug Bin Laden wrote:chicks don't dig that?


some chicks do, most don't. play it safe, wrap it up. :nod:
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Postby mosaik » 3/6/2003, 1:01 pm

i want to have the spiritual experience too.
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Postby committed » 3/6/2003, 1:03 pm

luckyJQ9 wrote:go get 'em jeff

word.
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Postby Bandalero » 3/6/2003, 1:08 pm

it's the same thing....scoring = spiritual whatever you say in order to get the chicks in the sack with you.

jeff...wrap it up. werd!
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Postby committed » 3/6/2003, 1:11 pm

i'm not going to have sex.

i think.

:ohwell:
we are the brand new beatniks. we are the down and outers.
we are the bleeding hearts, beating syncopated, broken rhythm.
our speed is often break neck. we need to slow it down.
tired of being sleepless. tired of being broken.

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Postby Bandalero » 3/6/2003, 1:14 pm

you gotta be careful though, sex sneaks up on you.....those girls...that'sall they want from guys like us.
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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