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What's the longest time you've gone without taking a shower?

I ALWAYS take 5 a day!! psshh!
1
2%
I've taken exaclty one a day for my entire life.
4
9%
Well, maybe I've gone two days or something...
12
28%
three-four. heh. i don't stink up that fast...
17
40%
5-7. no one comes close enough to smell me.
4
9%
about two weeks. why shower when i could smoke up?
1
2%
3 years, 4 months, 11 days, 22 hours, 13 minutes, 57 seconds.
3
7%
shower? huh?
1
2%
 
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Postby Susan » 2/27/2003, 7:49 pm

5-7, only because we were on a canoe expedition down the Rideau Canal. But we swam around a lot :P
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Postby liam » 2/27/2003, 9:02 pm

3 years, 4 months, 11 days, 22 hours, 13 minutes, 57 seconds
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Postby Johnny » 2/28/2003, 12:14 am

Dude! You must be crusty!
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Postby sandsleeper » 2/28/2003, 1:27 am

hmm tomorrow will be my second day with no shower but i don't have time and i'm going snowboarding so it doesn't matter, i can be dirty. :evil:
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Postby Penguin Josh » 2/28/2003, 8:30 am

i havent taken one since monday morn
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Postby nikki4982 » 2/28/2003, 8:51 am

Wow, I bet I'm actually the dirtiest. Cos, I know the 3 people who answered "3 years, 4 months, 11 days, 22 hours, 13 minutes, 57 seconds." weren't serious (and don't pretend you were, we all know you weren't), and the "shower? huh?" person was probably thinking about a week or so. And, I'm the only person to answer "about two weeks. why shower when i could smoke up?" so far. And, that's actually probably less than the longest time I've actually gone. I'm sure I've went for a month before. And, I don't smoke up, either. I just hate taking showers. And, I figure, if I'm not leaving the house, what's the point? I don't care if I smell for my parents. :lol: Whenever I go out, I make sure I've showered in the past few days, though. :nod: Don't worry. :lol:

I'm dirty. :mrgreen:
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Postby emily » 2/28/2003, 9:16 am

yay i went snowboarding yesterday... and my bruised knees prove it.
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Postby Johnny » 2/28/2003, 11:23 am

Uhhhh. I fail to see why some of you dudes wouldnt want to shower once a day. I feel totally yucky if I dont.
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Postby nikki4982 » 2/28/2003, 11:24 am

Eh, you get used to it. Plus your body makes less grease and stuff the less often you shower. Bet you didn't know that. ;) It also strenghtens your immune system. I'm sick all the time. I don't even wanna think about how sickly I'd be if I showered daily. :lol:
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<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
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<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
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Postby Johnny » 2/28/2003, 11:28 am

Huh? Uh I wouldnt be able to get used to it dude. Just too nasty for me.
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Postby emily » 2/28/2003, 11:40 am

DUDE
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Postby nikki4982 » 2/28/2003, 11:47 am

:lol:

Nobody likes me anymore, do they? :lol:
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<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Postby emily » 2/28/2003, 11:57 am

I was just commenting on his usage of the word "dude."
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Postby committed » 2/28/2003, 12:01 pm

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Postby nikki4982 » 2/28/2003, 12:13 pm

:lol: Suuuure you were. ;) It's ok, if I weren't like this, I'd think I was nasty, too. :lol:

I just find it very depressing to take a shower, then not go anywhere or do anything. So I try not to. Cos I barely ever get out of this house. It's sad, really.
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<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Postby Bandalero » 2/28/2003, 1:08 pm

i just took a shower, first time in three days. i hate showering when it's cold. man i was dirty too, didn't shave, hair was all grown out, it felt good walking around all shaggy and dirty, but it feels better not.
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Postby Penguin Josh » 2/28/2003, 2:52 pm

nikki4982 wrote:Wow, I bet I'm actually the dirtiest. Cos, I know the 3 people who answered "3 years, 4 months, 11 days, 22 hours, 13 minutes, 57 seconds." weren't serious (and don't pretend you were, we all know you weren't), and the "shower? huh?" person was probably thinking about a week or so. And, I'm the only person to answer "about two weeks. why shower when i could smoke up?" so far. And, that's actually probably less than the longest time I've actually gone. I'm sure I've went for a month before. And, I don't smoke up, either. I just hate taking showers. And, I figure, if I'm not leaving the house, what's the point? I don't care if I smell for my parents. :lol: Whenever I go out, I make sure I've showered in the past few days, though. :nod: Don't worry. :lol:

I'm dirty. :mrgreen:


I once went a month and a half hehe
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Postby Johnny » 2/28/2003, 4:33 pm

Whats wrong wit Dude? Dude?
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Postby emily » 2/28/2003, 8:03 pm

just lets your intellect shine through. :)
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Postby sandsleeper » 2/28/2003, 9:16 pm

Emily wrote:yay i went snowboarding yesterday... and my bruised knees prove it.


my bruiesed ass proves it for me.

and nikki, WHOA! a month?! i have a new found admiration for you. :lol:
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