Good people of Canada!

[One-Eye]

It has come to my attention that the little man on the "walk" signals that permeate your fine country are highly disproportionate. They have puny little arms and one leg is very much shorter than the other. Does this not bother you? Have you not considered contacting your local governmental authority to have this changed? Obviously, it is sending out the message that all Canadians (or at least all Canadian pedestrians) are peg-legged Mongoloids! I have seen several Canadians in my time, and very few of them fit this description! I am appalled!

[Penguin Josh]

the guy is lifting his leg to walk

[superrgirll]

really? i've never noticed that. maybe that's because i never walk anywhere. i'm too lazy.

[Penguin Josh]

me too

[Furious George]

Well...thats one good reason to have left Canada...

[Neil]

They aren't only in Canada anymurr.....our city got them now. Along w/ the lovely digital timers that tell ya how much time you have to cross the street. Sadly, there are agile people here in town that seem to not make it across in that time...

Should be open points when that timer hits zero....I show no remourse.

[Penguin Josh]

fun

[Neil]

pretty much...

[One-Eye]

Well, we have walk signals here, too, but they're proportionate!

American walk signal:

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Canadian walk signal:

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He's doing some weird high-kick thing, like he's about to pirouette across the street... very disturbing...

[Penguin Josh]

50 pts for the lady in the walker

[Neil]

OOoh ok got cha.....yeah, we got the one above not below so I can see where the Canadian one is kinda odd.

Actually we have this lady who has nothing better to do than go around to businesses and such to take pop cans and take them up to our local grocery store for money. Its quite disturbing...

Then if ya bother her.....she passes out, pretends a seizure, and then pisses on the floor, its sickening. Enough info for ya?

She just got arrested 2 days ago for pulling the crap in a different city.....they weren't aware of her oddities, and then had an ambulance come get her, and she was freakin out on the hospital crew, so "the man" came and picked her up and charged her with disorderly conduct...

I think what you all want to say is.............anyways

[Axtech]

Here's a [bad] picture of a Canadian walk signal guy...

[Penguin Josh]

yup

[thirdhour]

you have timers???? we dont...AND we are able to handle weird men on the walk signs...maybe canadians are just more stable????

[Penguin Josh]

maybe

[thirdhour]

and do you guys have the annoying beeping things on the crosswalks?? what i dont get is how the blind people know which light is green, they both soud the same to me!!!

[Neil]

Yeah....we got these fancy lil' timers.....for all the puttzes that take a good hour to cross a freakin street.

[thirdhour]

timers...hmmm, is it like a race????

[superrgirll]

and do you guys have the annoying beeping things on the crosswalks?? what i dont get is how the blind people know which light is green, they both soud the same to me!!!

i've always wondered the same thing.

[Neil]

Eh......good point, guess I need to ask the blind guy I see walkin around a lot.

I'll get back to ya on that...

I wouldn't call it a race, more ur less "survivor - midtown traffic" perhaps.