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the better of the 2 is?

William Shatner
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87%
Kenny Rogers
4
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Postby areusad831 » 4/24/2003, 12:11 pm

Chewy will kick all their asses :evil:
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Postby Bandalero » 4/24/2003, 1:21 pm

chewy?

as in chewbaca? no way dude, kojak would beat the hell out of him, then give that tree hugging hippie a haircut cause he's cool and bald like that. then he'd take the hair and make a sweet ass hairpiece for his shiny head. :evil:
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Postby areusad831 » 4/24/2003, 2:55 pm

no you didnt :evil:

Trust me, let the wookie win. :evil:

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Postby Lando » 4/24/2003, 6:53 pm

No one forgets about T.J. Hooker, he just isn't gonna make it into the top two... Hands down, the two toughest SOBS are the Shat Attack and Burt the Bandit.

I mean a close third would be Higgins from Magnum P.I. But just look at how ripped that guy is...
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Postby Bandalero » 4/24/2003, 11:11 pm

Star trek? what the hell are you talking about, this guy had a show....named Kojak.

those guys are pretty boys lando, Kojak was the bad ass ugly mo-fo you didn't want to mess with. he'd kick ass and take initals.....he ain't got time for names. :)
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Postby Lando » 4/25/2003, 6:04 am

Or Shatner would one punch him and he'd just die. Right there. One chop and his kojack-ass would be burried.
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Postby Bandalero » 4/25/2003, 10:16 am

i'd have to disagree man, Kojak would beat the hell out of him with his own hand he tried to chop em with.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 4/25/2003, 3:13 pm

shatner ownz kojak.
end of story. :D
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Postby Bandalero » 4/25/2003, 7:46 pm

no way dude, not if it's like a battle royale. it would be:

Kojak
Shatner
Kenny Rogers
The bandit
Chewbaka
Shaft (the original bad motha....SHUT YOUR MOUTH)

and others, who else would join the mother of all battle royales?
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my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 4/25/2003, 8:04 pm

everyone would take the wookie out first.. then they'd go at each other
but they'd all gang up on the wookie
go fuck yourself.
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Postby Bandalero » 4/25/2003, 10:36 pm

true, but that's only because the wookie is too fucking annoying. haarrrrrrrrr haaaaarrrrrrrrr, it's like shut up you freaking ball of hair, fleas, and annoying noises.
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Postby Lando » 4/26/2003, 7:16 am

There is no way Rogers would beat Burt.... Not even if burt had no arms, no legs, no teeth and was blind... But Rogers could easily take out kojac.... While shatner would just sit there and watch because no one would dare go near him, get within a foot and they know they're toast.
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Postby Bandalero » 4/26/2003, 11:49 pm

rogers and burt would be a slugfest, and i think burt would come out of it alive since he was a football player for florida state univ. but kojak....he'd be kicking the hell out of shatner, he'd be off the top rope suicide slam! it would be an awsome show of force indeed.
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gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Postby Gimme_Shelter » 4/27/2003, 11:09 am

you obviously dont know to much
the big Shatner whould throw down the chops and take them all out!
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