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Postby Canadian Coast Guard » 9/25/2002, 11:41 am

Oh yeah, he insulted your show and the Superman's Dead video they were playing.

He leaves the juice and milk out of the fridge.

Sleeps on my bed. (Never have I wasted 1.50 on washing sheets and only sheets)

He somehow got my 150 dollar speakers stuck to the table

The fan was knocked over 8 times.

He doesn't use his desk because its too dirty and is in the process of making mine just as bad.

"Here's a new invention, its called the NAPKIN."
-Me

He's always on my computer. GO XP Lockout!!

Here's one for the computer geeks: Somehow, he managed to completely destroy my Linux operating system in 45 minutes after my neighbor helped me set it up. We had people making pilgrimages from the opposite side of the building to witness this miracle.

He doesn't use a plate in the microwave.

He never made his bed, once a week is all I ask for.

The door is never locked.

Uses up all my CD-R's.

His boxes of pens are strewn all over the floor. He takes mine if he is fresh out of new ones.

More coming soon
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Postby fluttergirl » 9/25/2002, 12:30 pm

xo - Suzie

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Postby Canadian Coast Guard » 9/25/2002, 12:34 pm

Take a hike, you Shatner stealing Mexico touchers.
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Postby welcometoFISHworld » 9/25/2002, 1:12 pm

HARDCORE lurker
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Postby Canadian Coast Guard » 9/25/2002, 2:26 pm

This is the same person that tried to connect his printer to my computer with a phone line. He gave up after it didn't work.
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Postby Susan » 9/25/2002, 2:28 pm

Sweet jesus. You poor thing. We have to get you out of there. :(

Or we could kick your roommate some more :evil:
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Postby happening fish » 9/25/2002, 3:26 pm

just keep kicking until you kick his ass right out the door :evil:
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Postby fluttergirl » 9/25/2002, 3:35 pm

yeah! and then throw bottles at him until he runs away, covered in blood and screaming.
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Postby Furious George » 9/25/2002, 3:52 pm

Damn, I want to come over there and help you kick the crap out of him. I so regret voting no....Doh!
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Postby AsianMan » 9/25/2002, 3:54 pm

GO FOR IT!
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Postby liam » 9/25/2002, 5:14 pm

DEF!
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Postby AsianMan » 9/25/2002, 5:23 pm

im asian
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Postby liam » 9/25/2002, 5:25 pm

... Great....?
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Postby Canadian Coast Guard » 9/25/2002, 6:51 pm

I'm not done yet.

His clean clothe are in a trash bag in the middle of the room. (His clean clothe are dirtier than people's dirty clothe)

His sheets hit me in the head every night. (He has top bunk)

His socks are all over the place

He studies on my desk, even when not using the computer.

He thinks he's ghetto even though he's from a suburban town (SNOBVILLE).

The following new files have been added to my computer:
Hot Mix Street Ball Vol1
Hot Mix Street Ball Vol2
Hot Mix Street Ball Vol3
Hot Mix Street Ball Vol4 (250MB each)
At the rate he's going, the enitre 40 gig hard drive will be gone in 60 days.

He uses MY shower shoes. (though I wish he would take a shower)

He has poor aim at the waste basket despite his obsession with basketball.

That about covers it for today.
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Postby Furious George » 9/25/2002, 7:09 pm

Gee, sounds like the roommate from hell. What's his response to your complaints?
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Postby Canadian Coast Guard » 9/25/2002, 7:13 pm

"hold on, I'm doing physics."

"i'm busy"

"nneaaowouufi"

"Time for GTA 3"

"Time to sleep"

"Time to watch TV"

"Its not that bad"

"I need food"

"Whats wrong with that?"

"wat up homie"
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Postby superboots » 9/25/2002, 7:16 pm

I'm going to take a road trip to Bursley and beat up your roomie for you. Either that or do stuff to make him move out of your room. hehe....got any ideas??

Your roommate makes my ex-roommate sound like an angel.
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OMG. I can't believe I din't think fo you
until now because when I think on
a scale of one to ten you're like YWELVE.
No, seriously?

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Postby Canadian Coast Guard » 9/25/2002, 7:20 pm

Take a hike, you Shatner stealing Mexico touchers.
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Postby superboots » 9/25/2002, 7:23 pm

It is a road trip!!!!! It requires a bus!

And so what if I'm a girl! I'll bring some of my big, tall manly friends who could beat him up. :nod:
HARDCORE!!!

OMG. I can't believe I din't think fo you
until now because when I think on
a scale of one to ten you're like YWELVE.
No, seriously?

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Postby Canadian Coast Guard » 9/25/2002, 7:24 pm

I know I'm not an angel. My desk has some clutter and I leave stuff on the floor. But I'm not asking for much. Dirty clothe in the basket or container. Shower every 2 days, usage of a plate in the microwave, close the cap on the pop, put the food in the fridge. Throw the trash in the trashcan, I'll take out the trash.
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