by Canadian Coast Guard » 9/25/2002, 11:41 am
Oh yeah, he insulted your show and the Superman's Dead video they were playing.
He leaves the juice and milk out of the fridge.
Sleeps on my bed. (Never have I wasted 1.50 on washing sheets and only sheets)
He somehow got my 150 dollar speakers stuck to the table
The fan was knocked over 8 times.
He doesn't use his desk because its too dirty and is in the process of making mine just as bad.
"Here's a new invention, its called the NAPKIN."
-Me
He's always on my computer. GO XP Lockout!!
Here's one for the computer geeks: Somehow, he managed to completely destroy my Linux operating system in 45 minutes after my neighbor helped me set it up. We had people making pilgrimages from the opposite side of the building to witness this miracle.
He doesn't use a plate in the microwave.
He never made his bed, once a week is all I ask for.
The door is never locked.
Uses up all my CD-R's.
His boxes of pens are strewn all over the floor. He takes mine if he is fresh out of new ones.
More coming soon
Take a hike, you Shatner stealing Mexico touchers.