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Would you have sex on a stick? (NOT A POGO STICK)

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Sex on a stick

Postby Lando » 8/2/2002, 8:26 pm

Ladies this question is for you. Please explain your answer! :lol: g
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Postby Joey » 8/2/2002, 9:06 pm

:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
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Postby Susan » 8/2/2002, 9:19 pm

Juh? :wtf:
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Postby the android » 8/2/2002, 10:13 pm

What else are you gunna have sex on?
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Postby aspiritualjunkie » 8/2/2002, 10:21 pm

I'll take sex any way i can get it :nod:
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Postby the android » 8/2/2002, 10:33 pm

Good answer :lol:
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Postby Gimme_Shelter » 8/2/2002, 11:08 pm

i've said something like that to ladies before but it went, want to have sex with my stick
or something like that
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Postby teelow » 8/3/2002, 12:12 am

clumsyfish wrote::wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

su7an wrote:Juh?



He's asking if you would masturbate with a stick. Ya know, stick it in your vagina, get an orgasim. Ya know what I mean. :nod:

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Postby call me andrew » 8/3/2002, 5:53 am

you misspelled orgasm
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Postby Solidarity 9-6347 » 8/3/2002, 7:55 am

lando! phrase stealer!!!
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Postby Sufjan Stevens » 8/3/2002, 12:56 pm

Ha ha Steph, first I stole it, now Lando stole it. Nobody loves you.
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Postby curtman16 » 8/3/2002, 12:57 pm

^^Hahahahah, Lando stole your phrase. I usually borrow *rocks my socks* but you are usually given credit, like this:
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Postby teelow » 8/3/2002, 1:57 pm

O_L_P JUNKY wrote:you misspelled orgasm


Dam!
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Postby Gimme_Shelter » 8/3/2002, 3:39 pm

you got that wrong also, its damn
a dam is something that blocks water
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Postby teelow » 8/3/2002, 11:55 pm

Gimme_Shelter wrote:you got that wrong also, its damn
a dam is something that blocks water



I'm no good at this speling thing...
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Postby rAiNeBoW » 8/4/2002, 4:08 pm

spelling with 2 L's

sorry i had to :lol:
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Postby curtman16 » 8/5/2002, 3:10 am

We must forgive teelo, cuz he is a youngin' and hasn't be nagged to death by us spelling and grammar nazis yet :mrgreen:
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Postby Corey » 8/5/2002, 6:28 am

that or he's playing you all to make you all sound foolish as he continues to purposely spell words wrong.
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Postby teelow » 8/5/2002, 1:50 pm

Haha yoo got me! :lol:
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Postby ourladypeace10000 » 8/10/2002, 5:49 pm

I don't know if i'd really wanna be cramming old sticks up there if you know what I mean. It doesn't sound very enjoying. I think that i'll stick to the real thing......lol, this is a hillarious discussion. :lol:
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