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if you were to kill me how would you do it

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pick your way to kill me

stabbing
1
5%
shooting
1
5%
public hanging
2
10%
slow torture until I finally die
6
29%
put out a hit on me and have someone else do it for you
8
38%
decapitation
3
14%
 
Total votes : 21

if you were to kill me how would you do it

Postby Gimme_Shelter » 7/12/2002, 12:13 am

alright i know everyones out to get me, so heres your chance to let people know how you would do it
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Postby Corey » 7/12/2002, 12:38 am

I'd force you to listen to Andrew WK on loop in a padded room.
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Postby Lando » 7/12/2002, 1:10 am

i voted eat oranges
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Postby gravity » 7/12/2002, 4:33 am

i feel public hanging would be best.......and yes i do think it is constitutional (it is not illegal in america, noone ever does it though).
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Postby the android » 7/12/2002, 7:52 am

Add "Beat me senseless" to the poll please :mrgreen:
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Postby Susan » 7/12/2002, 12:00 pm

I don't care how you go, so as long as you hurry up and die! :roll:
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Postby Sufjan Stevens » 7/12/2002, 1:06 pm

I say some one rips your arms and legs off and leaves you in the middle of an empty room so you bleed to death :mrgreen:
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
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Postby the android » 7/12/2002, 1:10 pm

OLPFan420 wrote:I say some one rips your arms and legs off and leaves you in the middle of an empty room so you bleed to death :mrgreen:


Ah! Quartering. Fun :D. Tie each of his limbs to a horse and then make them run :mrgreen:
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Postby Sufjan Stevens » 7/12/2002, 1:36 pm

That's EXACTLY what I was thinking...lol
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
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Postby the android » 7/12/2002, 1:42 pm

I know XD

Disembowelment would be fun too. LOL.
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Postby Bananababy » 7/12/2002, 3:19 pm

^eheheee! wait, why are we killing gimme_shelter? thats not good :|
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Postby Gimme_Shelter » 7/12/2002, 4:42 pm

i believe alot of those things would fall under the torture option
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Postby the android » 7/12/2002, 4:58 pm

No, because torture is just inducing a lot of pain and not necessarily killing a person.
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Postby Gimme_Shelter » 7/12/2002, 5:00 pm

the option says

"slow torture until I finally die"
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Postby nelison » 7/12/2002, 6:31 pm

hmmm... fun topic... :D
quartering seems to harsh though... i say we let a couple leaches into his heart and lungs and let them do their stuff...
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Postby aspiritualjunkie » 7/12/2002, 9:50 pm

No public hanging. Let's have a pubic hanging. We'll hang you by your pubic hairs ... sounds fun to me.
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Postby the android » 7/12/2002, 10:00 pm

That sounds painful. Painful, but it wouldn't kill him.

Unless we hung him from somewhere really high.
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Postby Misc. Blues » 7/12/2002, 10:01 pm

I guess offing yourself isn't an option? 8-)
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Postby Gimme_Shelter » 7/12/2002, 10:13 pm

i dont know, DO YOU SEE IT THERE
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Postby Lando » 7/13/2002, 12:55 am

Fuck a duck
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