So.. I go to the gas station today. Figures! A guy that seriously looks like Abu from Simpsons was working the counter.
"Did you get gas?" No joke! Sounded just like Abu. I felt like a douche because I laughed. Out loud.
"No. I didn't get gas. I just wanna pay for my ho-hos and my Mountain Dew."
He says, "That's not your MINI-VAN out there?" Again. Abu.
rock on!
I reply, "No. Dude. I'm 29. I drive that Saturn (point at it) and don't think about stealing it!"
He laughed!!! He actually laughed at my car.
Asswipe.
Hatred is gained as much by good works as by evil. - Niccoló Machiavelli