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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 2:15 am

I think I might have to go back to the bar when it opens tomorrow. Their burgers are amazing. Solid base for more beers.

What's on TV tomorrow? Ooooh whack ass college basketball! Yay!

G'damn Western Kentucky lost tonight. To Gonzaga. Glad I never did an official bracket. For cash.
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 2:16 am

What a fucking stupid page-baby. Shit. I'm too lazy to edit it just to make it stellar.

Oh. And Sammy is hot!
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 2:18 am

Don't any of you CM dudes try to twist my shit tomorrow. I tried to edit that last post!

I'm talking about Saman. Sammy! Yay!
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 2:19 am

You know its YOUUUU BABE...

Whenever I am weary and I've had enough. Feel like giving up!!
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 2:19 am

Ali ali ali baba... go tell your pops and your momma.

Cuz Shaq is the man. Period. COMMA!
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 2:22 am

How many of you hardcore right-wingers are scared that Obama is about to take all your guns???

:lol: I laugh at you! I am. I'm literally laughing right now. Call me. You can hear me laugh.

ROTFLMAO. (Duh DUH... duh duh duh!)
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 2:23 am

I could definitely go for making a baby right about now.

Takers? How about practice?
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 2:24 am

AGI stole my semen to help pay their corporate bonuses.

Assholes.
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 2:26 am

Guys: who's your three? The three women you'd want a free night with. No strings. No jealous wives or girlfriends...

1. Reese Witherspoon
2. Carrie Underwood
3. Christina Aguilera

If I could look like any other guy. On earth. It would be Ben Affleck. Or Ryan Reynolds. Shit. I'm torn.
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 2:28 am

I seriously wish the women of the CM would post more pics. It's a horrid tragedy.

How are we supposed to vote for the hottest without constant visual support. Guys are visually stimulated!!!

Why else would we watch porn? For the sound? Amazing soundtrack? No. Not so much.
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 2:29 am

Wow. Tara Reid looks about as great as Johnny's mom in a flannel nightgown.
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 2:29 am

So kiss meeeee... I'm shitfaced!

I'm something. Something. Something.

Blah blah blah blah..... she kissed meeee!

And I only bought her. One round!
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 2:30 am

You're gonna love my nuts! :lol: Oh Vince.

WTF. Strap perfect? Would that seriously help a woman's bust!? Joke!
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 2:31 am

I kinda feel the Captain and Coke in the back of my throat. Ishy-poo!
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 2:31 am

Johnny. Landon. Mike just hit on me. On facebook.

He said he wants to show me his tits.
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 2:32 am

I'm not insane. I'm not insannnnneeee...
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 2:32 am

I seriously wonder if slangin' drugs would be a much easier job than finding one in the real world.
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Postby laurel » 3/22/2009, 2:33 am

peed.

NOT PEE'D.
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 2:33 am

Nikki. There is something mysteriously hot about you....

I can't put a finger on it!
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 2:34 am

laurel wrote:peed.

NOT PEE'D.


DELETE! Get outta my thread hot girl!
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