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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 3:18 am

Johnny is 6'7".

I'm 5'11".

Johnny is a small house. Maybe an abode!

I don't compare with that size.

I bet I could still punch him in the face.
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 3:19 am

I'm still looking for that dog....
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 3:21 am

I actually had a tool who plays freaking World of Warcraft tell me that my Xbox LIVE gamerscore is too high. Too high! Too high?

Dude. You play World of Warcraft. Enough said.
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 3:22 am

My current ringback tone on my cell phone is the new All American Rejects single. That's right. I'm not afraid to admit it!
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 3:26 am

Mike just said he wants to fuck something.

How do I respond to that? I'm scared.
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 3:28 am

Woo-hah! (Woo-hah!) Got'cha all in check.

I make that head nod shit that make you break your neck.

Wow. I can't believe I used to listen to Busta Rhymes.
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 3:29 am

I found the dog! Yay!

I'm all done now. Good night!
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Postby Johnny » 3/22/2009, 8:26 am

Wow, and you say I'm a post whore.
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 1:38 pm

Wow. I don't even remember posting half of this! :lol: I did neglect to mention in that first post the beers I took from the fridge and drank on the porch when I got home. I was gonna throw the broken air conditioner in the yard. And snap a photo. But it was too dark to give it that redneck effect.

Awesome....
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Postby Johnny » 3/22/2009, 1:53 pm

Its never too dark for the red neck effect.
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Postby nikki4982 » 3/22/2009, 10:34 pm

Wow, Neil. Just... wow. :freak:
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<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
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Postby Neil » 3/22/2009, 10:35 pm

:lol: it's epic. I know.
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