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What better time than NOW! (Johnny!)

Postby Neil » 3/16/2009, 11:41 pm

So... It's finally here. The CM's gentle giant (think Big Show meets the dude from My Giant) is about to be on the verge of gracing all of us with fucking 30,000 posts. He's crazy. Posting from bed. Posting from jail after beating the heck outta those midgets last year. Posting from the toilet after his marathons in the bathroom. I'm pretty sure he even posted while giving birth to a baby koala. (I'm not joking...)

This man is the CM's living legend. We all only wish we were closer to 6'7" tall so we could actually bitch slap him and make him feel it. Ladies... some day you'll all hope he pulls your ass over and slaps his cuffs on you. Because he's noted it even himself that his baby pee-pee just won't do the trick.

Johnny. You need to get more sun. Fucker! :lol:
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Postby nikki4982 » 3/16/2009, 11:44 pm

That post was scary, Neil. Just thought you should know. :sugar:
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<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Postby Neil » 3/16/2009, 11:45 pm

No. It's legendary. For a legendary reason....
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Postby Johnny » 3/16/2009, 11:46 pm

I just hit 30,000 posts and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!
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Postby Neil » 3/16/2009, 11:47 pm

Kick ass!!!!!!!!


Wait.... Not the jizzed in your pants part. You best clean that shit up before your mom gets home.

Thirty 'effin thousand! How freaking crazy...
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Postby Lando » 3/16/2009, 11:49 pm

EXACTLY 30,000! Now he'll never post again.
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Postby nikki4982 » 3/16/2009, 11:50 pm

Woohoo!!!

Your victory party:

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Nahhh, just kiddin', here's the real one!:

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:dance:
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<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Postby Neil » 3/16/2009, 11:52 pm

Y-O-U-R is your. Y-O-U apostrophe R-E is you are.

hahaha.... Shit. I just jacked Laurel's job.
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Postby nikki4982 » 3/16/2009, 11:55 pm

Re-read my post and try that again. :lol:
<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards
Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
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<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">

<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Postby Neil » 3/16/2009, 11:58 pm

Cheater! Dammit I forgot to quote you before you edited...
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Postby Lando » 3/17/2009, 12:03 am

it's okay I tried to post saying that I noticed she edited too! but then the browser died... but i noticed she edited too!
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Postby Lando » 3/17/2009, 12:04 am

neil quit hiding and get on COD!

i don't jump online to play at night to only find cheese around!
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Postby Neil » 3/17/2009, 12:05 am

Heh!!!! At least somebody else spotted it...
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Postby Lando » 3/17/2009, 12:08 am

GET ONLINE FOOL!
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Postby Neil » 3/17/2009, 12:11 am

Get online? How do I do that?

Bitch. I'm closing in on 20th place in post count! Get the 'efff outta my way (thanks Lando!) Susan.
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Re: What better time than NOW! (Johnny!)

Postby laurel » 3/17/2009, 12:11 am

Neil (The Real Deal) wrote:So... It's finally here. The CM's gentle giant (think Big Show meets the dude from My Giant) is about to be on the verge of gracing all of us with fucking 30,000 posts. He's crazy. Posting from bed. Posting from jail after beating the heck outta those midgets last year. Posting from the toilet after his marathon's in the bathroom. I'm pretty sure he even posted while giving birth to a baby koala. (I'm not joking...)

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Johnny. You need to get more sun. Fucker! :lol:


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Postby Neil » 3/17/2009, 12:13 am

Oh for FREAKS sakes Laurel. Take a vacation! :lol:

Of course you would notice that. Not even Nikki when I just got done bashing on her.

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Postby Lando » 3/17/2009, 12:14 am

I think you meant to say "outta my 'WAY' susan"

unless you've had sexual relations with susan and claim her as your possession because of this.
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Postby Neil » 3/17/2009, 12:16 am

:lol: I dunno Susan. Edited. I'm typing to g'damn fast....
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Postby Lando » 3/17/2009, 12:17 am

"too" not "to"
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