What better time than NOW! (Johnny!)

[Neil]

So... It's finally here. The CM's gentle giant (think Big Show meets the dude from My Giant) is about to be on the verge of gracing all of us with fucking 30,000 posts. He's crazy. Posting from bed. Posting from jail after beating the heck outta those midgets last year. Posting from the toilet after his marathons in the bathroom. I'm pretty sure he even posted while giving birth to a baby koala. (I'm not joking...)

This man is the CM's living legend. We all only wish we were closer to 6'7" tall so we could actually bitch slap him and make him feel it. Ladies... some day you'll all hope he pulls your ass over and slaps his cuffs on you. Because he's noted it even himself that his baby pee-pee just won't do the trick.

Johnny. You need to get more sun. Fucker!

[nikki4982]

That post was scary, Neil. Just thought you should know.

[Neil]

No. It's legendary. For a legendary reason....

[Johnny]

I just hit 30,000 posts and I

[Neil]

Kick ass!!!!!!!!


Wait.... Not the jizzed in your pants part. You best clean that shit up before your mom gets home.

Thirty 'effin thousand! How freaking crazy...

[Lando]

EXACTLY 30,000! Now he'll never post again.

[nikki4982]

Woohoo!!!

Your victory party:













Nahhh, just kiddin', here's the real one!:

[Neil]

Y-O-U-R is your. Y-O-U apostrophe R-E is you are.

hahaha.... Shit. I just jacked Laurel's job.

[nikki4982]

Re-read my post and try that again.

[Neil]

Cheater! Dammit I forgot to quote you before you edited...

[Lando]

it's okay I tried to post saying that I noticed she edited too! but then the browser died... but i noticed she edited too!

[Lando]

neil quit hiding and get on COD!

i don't jump online to play at night to only find cheese around!

[Neil]

Heh!!!! At least somebody else spotted it...

[Lando]

GET ONLINE FOOL!

[Neil]

Get online? How do I do that?

Bitch. I'm closing in on 20th place in post count! Get the 'efff outta my way (thanks Lando!) Susan.

[laurel]

[Neil]

[Lando]

[Neil]

[Lando]