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Postby Lando » 1/13/2009, 12:22 am

note to cmers: Johnny only talks to the male persuasion on xbox live.
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Postby Johnny » 1/13/2009, 12:23 am

note to Laurel: Only after Landon starts talking about it.
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Postby Lando » 1/13/2009, 12:24 am

Note to laurel: me and johnny have cybered while I looked at pictures of you and he looked at pictures of naked dudes. I told him I was looking at naked dudes too, but it was just so I could tell this story on the cm.
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Postby Johnny » 1/13/2009, 12:28 am

note to Laurel: Landon was really looking at naked pictures of Rosie O'Donnell and Louie Anderson.
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Postby Lando » 1/13/2009, 12:31 am

Note to laurel x2: Now do you see why I can't get it up when I'm with you!?














oh.... fuck....


















i mean... uh....


you're almost as good looking as louie and rosie sweetie...




oh


and uh














note to people reading this: I can get it up no problem!


really!


I can! :cry:
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Postby laurel » 1/13/2009, 12:31 am

...oh dear
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Postby Johnny » 1/13/2009, 12:34 am

Aww, poor Laurel. Stuck with a dude who fantasizes about butch lesbians and fat itialian dudes. There there.
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Postby saman » 1/13/2009, 12:36 am

bahahaha you guys!
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Postby Lando » 1/13/2009, 12:39 am

:jerk off:
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Postby Johnny » 1/13/2009, 12:42 am

Lando, you need to have proper 'impure' thoughts. Remember your christmas presant son!
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Postby laurel » 1/13/2009, 12:44 am

i guess i have to gain about 200 pounds for my boyfriend to love me :(
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Postby Lando » 1/13/2009, 12:44 am

DON'T FORGET THE HAIRY BODY!
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Postby Johnny » 1/13/2009, 12:45 am

And I think you need to grow saggy man boobs too.
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Postby Lando » 1/13/2009, 12:46 am

don't forget the gap in the teeth!

louie's got a sweet gap!
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Postby Johnny » 1/13/2009, 12:47 am

and dont forget about the manly coat of body hair. :nod:
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Postby Lando » 1/13/2009, 12:49 am

i already mentioned the hairy body. sheesh where were you?
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Postby Johnny » 1/13/2009, 12:50 am

making a comment about your sagging man breasts. Sheesh.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 1/13/2009, 8:46 am

geez... i go away and/or play copious amounts of spore for a few days and this happens 'round here?! wait.. wtf did y'all do when i was netless for 3 months?! or do i even wanna know?!
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Postby Neil » 1/13/2009, 12:14 pm

Ya know..... I did hear Johnny use the phrase "tasty dish" in a lobby of dudes on xbox live the other night. :lol:

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Postby nikki4982 » 1/15/2009, 3:57 am

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