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Postby crustine » 1/12/2009, 11:38 am

I have decided to start a thread where you can post your hidden and special talents.

I was making some potato and leek soup, may sound bland but it is anything but. Anyway above my stove is cupboards where i keep herbs and spices, vinegars, oils and some smaller tinned items like tuna, salmon, green chillies and the like. So I had just finished pureeing the soup and wanted some thyme, while i was trying to find the bag I managed to knock a tin of salmon into the big pot of soup sending up thick splooshes everywhere, my hair ,clothes, walls, but best of all my nose. Given that the soup was freshly boiled and thick, I have burnt the side of my nose and it is threatening to blister. Can't wait for conversations that will surely follow

"what happened to your nose?"
I burnt it with soup!!

That my friends is a special talent!
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Postby Johnny » 1/12/2009, 5:45 pm

I excel at ethnic slurs and creative cursing.
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Postby Shanae » 1/12/2009, 5:52 pm

I can wiggle my nose like a rabbit.

Something's wrong with my throat, too, so by doing a certain thing, I can make a sound that is like a cross between a dog barking and a goose honking.
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Postby saman » 1/12/2009, 5:53 pm

that sounds rather, erm, interesting lol

i can touch my nose with my tongue
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Postby beautiful liar » 1/12/2009, 9:05 pm

me too!!
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Postby saman » 1/12/2009, 9:15 pm

^5!
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Postby Johnny » 1/12/2009, 9:18 pm

me three. can i get in on this high fiving action?
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Postby saman » 1/12/2009, 9:20 pm

no.
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Postby Johnny » 1/12/2009, 9:22 pm

you're mean.
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Postby saman » 1/12/2009, 9:24 pm

:uh:

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Postby Johnny » 1/12/2009, 9:29 pm

ohh baby *hugs&kisses*
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Postby Shanae » 1/12/2009, 10:05 pm

If all three of you can do it out of five people that posted, then that's not a very special talent!
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Postby xjsb125 » 1/12/2009, 10:10 pm

I make really great pancakes.
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Postby saman » 1/12/2009, 10:21 pm

Shanae wrote:If all three of you can do it out of five people that posted, then that's not a very special talent!


D:

xjsb125 wrote:I make really great pancakes.

so do i. you're not special anymore, matt.
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Postby beautiful liar » 1/12/2009, 11:11 pm

i think you should both come and make me pancakes. i will judge if your pancakes are worthy of 'special talent' status. :nod:
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Postby laurel » 1/13/2009, 12:06 am

i can roll my tongue.

i can also double roll my tongue.

oh, and i can triple roll it too.

uhhuh. i'm talented.
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Postby Lando » 1/13/2009, 12:09 am

I can touch my nose with my uh... er... we weren't supposed to make this sexual were we?... my bad.
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Postby Johnny » 1/13/2009, 12:20 am

Most conversations always tend to turn sexual.




Well, at least on xbox live they do. :nod:
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Postby Kicker774 » 1/13/2009, 11:05 am

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Postby Random Name » 1/13/2009, 2:44 pm

saman wrote:
Shanae wrote:If all three of you can do it out of five people that posted, then that's not a very special talent!


D:

xjsb125 wrote:I make really great pancakes.

so do i. you're not special anymore, matt.


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