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Postby Kicker774 » 12/4/2008, 12:07 pm

Q: What do you call a bunch of $1 coins in your cars change dish?
A: A looney bin :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby nikki4982 » 12/4/2008, 3:21 pm

:happyno:
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Postby xjsb125 » 12/4/2008, 5:05 pm

Hmmm, Administration Control Panel.....User Management....Ban.........
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Re: What do you call ...

Postby beautiful liar » 12/5/2008, 12:48 am

Kicker774 wrote:Q: What do you call a bunch of $1 coins in your cars change dish?
A: A looney bin :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thank you folks! I'll be here all week!!


A variation of this was my Dad's favourite lame joke to embarrass me and my sisters with when we were small. Way to age yourself 30 years.
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Postby Kicker774 » 12/5/2008, 8:11 am

I thought it up all myself while going through the drive through line @ Tim Hortons the other day
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Postby beautiful liar » 12/5/2008, 12:16 pm

I don't know if that's better . . . or worse. :lol:
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Postby Kicker774 » 12/5/2008, 12:30 pm

I'm in Canada for 4 days now and I'm making up jokes from 30 years ago.
I'll make up a joke Monday before I leave and it will be current and just maybe funny.


Hmmm ...
Steven Harper, Stephan Dion and a Stripper walk into a bar ...
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