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Postby Neil » 12/1/2008, 5:43 pm

It's my b-day today. I'm 29. Sad day!! And when i showered today, I counted 12 of my own hairs lying in the tub. Think that's a bad sign??
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Postby xjsb125 » 12/1/2008, 5:54 pm

Happy Birthday!
<nam_kablam> I'll be naked holding a ":O" sign while pumping their door
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Postby beautiful liar » 12/1/2008, 6:08 pm

Happy Birthday!
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Postby myownsatellite » 12/1/2008, 8:41 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SEXY OLD MAN!
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Postby Johnny » 12/1/2008, 8:51 pm

that fucker is refusing to accept my gift! >: (
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Postby saman » 12/1/2008, 9:01 pm

aaah neil! it was my birthday yesterday!

happy birthday!
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Postby MindsOnLoan » 12/1/2008, 9:17 pm

Well Happy Birthday, and a happy late one to saman.

Btw, when I saw the topic, I thought "Someone is coming out?!?" I just thought I'd mention that. :lol:
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Postby Kicker774 » 12/1/2008, 9:53 pm

Here's your gift
"I wasn't sure if you were a crazy ax murdering pshyco or not when I first met you"
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Postby Lando » 12/1/2008, 10:13 pm

wow you and johnny should have old men fights!
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Postby Lando » 12/1/2008, 10:13 pm

oh and happy birthday
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Postby Kicker774 » 12/1/2008, 11:06 pm

I did see him practicing his moves the other day.

Could be a good fight too considering this is what he'd be up against
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Postby nikki4982 » 12/2/2008, 2:10 am

:GASP: Happy birthday Neil!!!

Don't worry too much about 12 hairs. Every time I get out of the shower, it looks like a small furry animal is trying to climb out of the drain.
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Postby Johnny » 12/2/2008, 10:29 am

I swear, I didn't know she had a penis!
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Postby Neil » 12/2/2008, 10:49 am

Thanks everybody for the bday wishes. I honestly had a horribly lame b-day, so I figured you all could make me smile or amuse the shit outta me somehow.

And happy belated, Saman!!!


Guess today is when we all wish Britney Spears happy b-day, eh? :lol: sad that I know her birthday.
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Postby nikki4982 » 12/2/2008, 5:00 pm

Boo to boring birthdays.
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a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Postby afealicious » 12/4/2008, 10:19 pm

I cried on my tenth birthday because I went on this scavenger hunt, and when it was time to reconvene and share our findings, everybody had forgotten about me and for ages I was still wandering around all lonely and lost.

YOU CANNOT TOP THAT FOR A BAD BIRTHDAY EXPERIENCE
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Postby laurel » 12/4/2008, 10:41 pm

...do i seriously have to one-up you guys with bad birthday experiences?

seriously?

cause i so can.
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Postby myownsatellite » 12/4/2008, 10:57 pm

All my friends decided they'd rather get drunk at home than hang out with me on my birthday last year, after my roommate and I had already made my birthday dinner and were waiting for everyone to show up. Yeah, that was a great birthday.
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Postby nikki4982 » 12/4/2008, 10:58 pm

Oh my gosh, they forgot about you on your birthday!?? That's so wrong!

But scavenger hunt birthday parties are the bestest when they go right. I had one when I was little.
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<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Postby Lando » 12/9/2008, 6:59 am

laurel wrote:...do i seriously have to one-up you guys with bad birthday experiences?

seriously?

cause i so can.



Okay, since you didn't tell your stories, I will.

Well in 2001 on your birthday, no one paid attention to you, not just your family, I mean everyone in the world. Why? Because they were all focused on the fact that on that day the World Trade Center was attacked by terrorists!

In 2006 your grandpa's funeral was held on your birthday.

in 2008, you were dying of severe arm pain like a heart attack as well as severe stomach pain and should've gone to the hospital! At least you lived though!
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