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So, I'm going to make a grilled cheese sammich.

Postby Johnny » 3/4/2008, 1:24 pm

Probability of Success: Low

Probability of Failure: High

Probability of Injury: Extreme

Probability of ushering in the Apocolypse: Off the Charts.




Further updates to come.
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Postby saman » 3/4/2008, 1:26 pm

:lol:

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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/4/2008, 1:29 pm

*goes to sleep in the corner*
go fuck yourself.
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Postby Johnny » 3/4/2008, 1:35 pm

Update: Attempt one ended in fire.



Commencing attempt number two.
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Postby Soozy » 3/4/2008, 1:39 pm

*demands pictures of the fire*
Open your eyes to nights and days, you close them up and float away
and somehow inbetween you've got to master lying to yourself
you back the cause, get out of school, you get a job, the job gets you
and somehow every day you end up serving somebody else
now if that ain't panic that you're feeling, then you damn well better start
you can drive it into that head of yours with the hammer in your heart.


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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/4/2008, 1:46 pm

*agrees from his corner*
go fuck yourself.
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Postby Johnny » 3/4/2008, 3:17 pm

Update: Attempt two ended in extremely buttery bread which resulted in an un-edible sammich.



Attempt number three in process.
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Postby Johnny » 3/4/2008, 4:20 pm

Ok, I'm going to wrap this up quickly.



Attempt three failed because I forgot to add the cheese and all I had grilled bread. I was bummed too because it looked to gosh darn tasty!


However, I was able to do it on Attempt number 4. Though, the sammiches were a little too buttery and burnt for my taste, but I just didn't want to cook anymore! >:O


So in conclusion: FAIL!
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/4/2008, 4:46 pm

i still want pictures of fire
go fuck yourself.
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Postby Random Name » 3/4/2008, 8:30 pm

Dear Saman,

I made nachos by myself today.

<_<_>

I'm sorry. Lets get together and pig out again haha.
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Postby saman » 3/4/2008, 8:38 pm

Random Name wrote:Dear Saman,

I made nachos by myself today.

<_<_>

I'm sorry. Lets get together and pig out again haha.


D: without me?? i feel so betrayed!

:lol: how were they?? we totally should get together. my nights are occupied all this week, but maybe next week? maybe this time we can get wild and throw some veggies on there too! :GASP:
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Postby Johnny » 3/4/2008, 8:54 pm

Grilled cheese sammichs + nachos?



We're onto something good here!
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Postby beautiful liar » 3/4/2008, 9:29 pm

The grillman at my cafeteria makes the meaneset grilled cheese sammiches ever!! He made a triple decker one for me once. It was good times.
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Postby ihatethunderbay » 3/4/2008, 11:48 pm

personally I prefer sangwiches to sammiches.
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Postby Neil » 3/5/2008, 12:29 am

I made pizza rolls when I got home from work.

Conclusion: yummy
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/5/2008, 1:14 am

nachos FTW!
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Postby Johnny » 3/5/2008, 11:13 am

Grilled cheese nachos!
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Postby Kicker774 » 3/5/2008, 12:33 pm

I love grilled cheese but I don't mkae enough to use up a loaf of bread before it gets old and moldy and penecilliny
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Postby crustine » 3/5/2008, 12:39 pm

my bread comes from the freezer. 10 seconds in the nuke box and it is defrosted but not warmed (of course this could vary with your box)

now Doc how is it that you can't make a samich? this is a sammy not turkey dinner with all the fixins. you are a smart guy and can probably describe the process in german.

two versions:

bread + cheese slice (or slices of cheese) + broil = open face cheese toast

butter+bread+cheese+bread+butter+heated fry pan+flip=grilled cheese sammy.

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Postby Johnny » 3/5/2008, 1:52 pm

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