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Johnny and Neil's random banter:

Postby Neil » 1/17/2008, 11:32 pm

This t'was off yahoo. Thursday night; the 17th.

kneel2u2_247 ?: Still chattin with the mystery lady?
Johnny: yeah
Johnny: we're talking aboot music
kneel2u2_247 ?: Sweetness!
Johnny: indeed!
Johnny: im just surprised she messaged me first
kneel2u2_247 ?: No doubt. I'd be shittin myself if it were me, too.
Johnny: a little poo came out
Johnny: I had a trutle head pookin oot!
kneel2u2_247 ?: haha goodtimes! make sure it don't fall out
Johnny: its all squishy!
Johnny: I wish I had one of them french things that shoots water up your bum!
kneel2u2_247 ?: lol an adode? Isn't that what they're called?
kneel2u2_247 ?: Dude i would love to have one of them; the poops where the log makes the water splash back up your bum always feels so damn good!
Johnny: haha
Johnny: you wont have to wipe anymore!
kneel2u2_247 ?: True! Less cling-ons; always a beneficial factor!
kneel2u2_247 ?: this would've been solid CM spam talk lol
Johnny: dude!
quick!
Johnny: copy and paste!
Johnny: COPY AND PASTE!
kneel2u2_247 ?: lol
kneel2u2_247 ?: I'm on it.
Johnny: good!
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Postby crustine » 1/18/2008, 4:52 pm

more bathroom talk.
you guys are poop obsessed
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Postby Johnny » 1/18/2008, 5:00 pm

I'm tired. I don't know if I have the energy to talk aboot poop tonight. :(
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Postby crustine » 1/18/2008, 6:53 pm

the last one took it out of you :P
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Postby Neil » 3/18/2009, 9:12 pm

:lol: Johnny. This was great....

An adode though? Was I stoned?
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Postby Johnny » 3/19/2009, 12:03 am

I don't even remember this conversation. Strangely enough, I usually recall conversations about poop.
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Postby laurel » 3/19/2009, 12:40 am

bidet.
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Postby Neil » 3/19/2009, 12:46 am

Thanks laurel.... There we go.

For some reason I think I was thinking abode? :lol: which is like a house of some sort. I definitely had a stupid moment that night.

Johnny's a mixed bag when it comes to bathroom time. He generally takes a solid hour break just to do his thing. Yet a couple of times lately he's pulled it off in a matter of minutes.
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Postby Johnny » 3/19/2009, 8:17 am

I'm an enigma. :nod:
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Postby beautiful liar » 3/19/2009, 10:37 am

i recently learned how to say poop in japanese. i think it is the most important thing i've learned in the last 4 years.
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Postby Johnny » 3/19/2009, 6:45 pm

Thats something I should do. :nod:
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Postby Lando » 3/19/2009, 8:06 pm

beautiful liar wrote:i recently learned how to say poop in japanese. i think it is the most important thing i've learned in the last 4 years.


tell me how!
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Postby beautiful liar » 3/19/2009, 9:44 pm

unchi!
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