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Postby myownsatellite » 1/15/2008, 9:25 pm

We don't need a 1 boy 1 toilet bowl going on in this thread.
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Postby Neil » 1/15/2008, 11:35 pm

I'm not eating the shit; besides the damn thing clogged the toilet it was so massive!
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Postby Johnny » 1/16/2008, 9:13 am

Neil is resonsilbe for the 2 Girls, 1 cup video. :O
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Postby Neil » 1/16/2008, 4:23 pm

:lol: I was only responsible for YOU seeing it
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Postby Neil » 1/16/2008, 4:28 pm

Laurel.....I wanna hear more from you on this; Brian tucked his balls in and doesn't even know how to respond to you on this.
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Postby Lando » 1/16/2008, 5:02 pm

it's cause she's scary
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Postby Kicker774 » 1/16/2008, 5:46 pm

Whats to respond to??

I made a flaming yet sarcastic review of a movie.

Some people enjoyed it. Some didn't.
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Postby Neil » 1/16/2008, 6:08 pm

Dude! You let laurel own you. :lol: you can't allow that to happen!
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Postby Kicker774 » 1/16/2008, 6:16 pm

I believe our fine friend from New Finland put it best when she said:

Random Name wrote:Wow. What an overreaction.
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Postby Neil » 1/16/2008, 6:46 pm

I'm gonna sit over here in the thread corner; and wait. This will be good...
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Postby Kicker774 » 1/16/2008, 6:59 pm

What do you want me to do?

Be all Charlton Heston and bitchslap her and tell her to snap out of it?

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Because I'm not like that.

I'm more of an Ernest Borgnine type offering her a ride on my helicopter.

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Postby Neil » 1/16/2008, 9:25 pm

Personally, I'm more the type to just say how I feel and not show old dudes. :lol:
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Postby Johnny » 1/16/2008, 10:00 pm

Oh god!! This parachute is a back pack!!!
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Postby Kicker774 » 1/16/2008, 10:04 pm

Minnesota wrote:Personally, I'm more the type to just say how I feel and not show old dudes. :lol:


Yes I could has easily said "'Last Night' was a boring movie." And had been done with it.

But that's like saying "I do not like Rascal Flatts"

How boring is that?

You gotta spice things up so people feel your contempt for Rascal Flatts.

"Jesus Chirst mother of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!! Could Rascal Flatts be any gayer?? I would rather slice open my stomach, tie my intestines to a pole, walk around in a cirlce, pass out, have someone drench me with a bucket of salt water so I wake back up and continue walking around untill I run out of intestines or bleed a slow painfull death"
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Postby xjsb125 » 1/17/2008, 8:12 am

If Ernest Borgnine isn't offering me a ride in Airwolf, I say fuck him and his little helicopter he flew in on.
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Postby Kicker774 » 1/17/2008, 1:14 pm

Unless your a 5' 6" 120 lbs blond with makeup pancaked on your face and a bottle of hairspray on your head, you ain't getting near AirWolf.
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Postby Lando » 1/17/2008, 3:51 pm

Then you don't know Ernest.
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Postby Johnny » 1/17/2008, 4:07 pm

Airwolf is awesome.
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Postby Neil » 1/17/2008, 9:20 pm

Better answer your phone; might be prostitute.
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