So some random girl IM'ed me for sex and halarity ensues

[Kicker774]

So I get this random IM from some girl asking if I wanted sex.
Assuming it was a bot and having nothing to do I decided to screw with it.

Only this wasn't a bot and it was some 18 y/o girl who aparantly thought I was someone else and halarity ensued.

I figured I share the chat log for shits and giggles:



[00:51] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: hi
[00:51] Kicker774: Hello
[00:52] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: need some sex
[00:52] Kicker774: Is this a trick question?
[00:52] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: no its not,kenny just did
[00:52] Kicker774: Whos
[00:52] Kicker774: Kenny?
[00:53] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: yes
[00:53] Kicker774: Who is Kenny?
[00:53] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: pretend like you dont know
[00:53] Kicker774: Ok then I don't know who Kenny is
[00:54] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: your friend in brighton here
[00:54] Kicker774: Do you have a pic?
[00:55] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: frig you
[00:55] Kicker774: Well before you do I wouldn't mind seeing a pic first to know who's

asking to frig me
[00:56] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: wendalee,stupid
[00:56] Kicker774: pretend the person your talking to has never seen you before
[00:56] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: ok
[00:57] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: way you doing
[00:58] Kicker774: Nothing much here aside from wondering who this random stranger is that

wants to frig me
[00:59] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: move you stinking ass and stop pretending
[01:00] Kicker774: Well I guess if I really wanted to know I have a lto of info on here you

have pubilclly posted on your MSN profile
[01:00] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: good then
[01:01] Kicker774: So I guess if I wanted to prented I knew who you are I'd have some info

to go on
[01:01] Kicker774: But in reality none of this info means a thing to me as I have no clue

who you are
[01:02] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: good then
[01:03] Kicker774: How about this ..
[01:03] Kicker774: How about you tell me who you think your talking too
[01:04] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: fork you
[01:04] Kicker774: Yes you've mentioned that once or twice already
[01:05] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: good then but it seems like you still dont get the picture
[01:06] Kicker774: you exactly right, I don't have a picture of you
[01:06] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: thats a good thing
[01:06] Kicker774: Do you have a picture of me?
[01:06] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: i know you
[01:07] Kicker774: What is it I look like then?
[01:07] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: ugly as hell
[01:07] Kicker774: So your looking to have sex w/ someone that's ugly as hell?
[01:08] Kicker774: Do you jsut have low standards?
[01:08] Kicker774: Or Low self esteem?
[01:09] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: Kick fork u
[01:09] Kicker774: Well for the record I've never been to Brighton
[01:10] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: who are u then
[01:10] Kicker774: What you don't know the person you want to fork?
[01:10] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: yeh
[01:10] Kicker774: Interesting
[01:10] Kicker774: You do this often?
[01:11] Kicker774: IM random people asking for sex?
[01:11] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: yeh every day
[01:11] Kicker774: And how des that work out for you?
[01:12] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: great
[01:12] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: you don't want some
[01:12] Kicker774: Ah well if you think fucking random strangers you've met off the

internet is great then by all means go on thinking that
[01:13] Kicker774: I guess I'm jsut old fashion and at least want to know the person I'm

about to frig
[01:14] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: is ur name quillan tash
[01:15] Kicker774: Sorry try again
[01:15] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: so who r u
[01:16] Kicker774: i'd be glad to tell you but unlike some people I don't post all my info

on the internet for everyone to see
[01:17] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: ok u suck alot
[01:18] Kicker774: I'll give you this much: http://profiles.yahoo.com/kicker774
[01:20] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: ok thanks
[01:20] Kicker774: Notice how myname doesn't involve the words quillan or tash
[01:21] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: yeh i saw
[01:21] Kicker774: So you still want to frig sometime?
[01:22] sexyjan_23@hotmail.com: no it was a mistake
[01:23] Kicker774: Ok, in that case I have a job to go to tomorrow so I'm going to bed now
[01:23] Kicker774: Goodnight

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