by _old_lady_peace » 3/13/2006, 5:31 pm
yeah jer went to the website, started rex-goudie-n' it up in therrr and the ninjas were all like "bitch please" and started ninja-kicking his websurfing ass.
...later (about a week later, but jer has no idea of the time lapse) jer and shatner wake up in some 40 year old mans moms basement with matching dancing penguin tatoos on their left thighs
shatner exclaims "i... have no ... idea how we...got here! ...oh, who..wil save...me"
jer bitchslaps shatner and yells "you folllfoooslohL! stay calm you sissie! no one's going to save your sorry washed up has been ass! now get a grip! here' s what were going to do..."
and he unraveled his unique and ingenious plan...
<b><3</b> Katie! ~ proud member of the anti-milk alliance
<b> "well i'm not sleeping, you're not here"</b><br>
"and the lonliness leads to bad dreams, and the <b>bad dreams lead me to calling you</b>, and i call you and say...<i>come here</i>"