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Postby starseed_10 » 2/12/2006, 4:54 pm

what kind of idiot drinks starbucks coffee while jogging? :wtf:
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Postby faninor » 2/12/2006, 4:55 pm

Things were very boring in this new, limited existence. Fananigan, Jeremy, and the CM decided to have some tea. "But what kind?" was the debate.

Jeremy knew the answer immediately: Irish.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 2/12/2006, 4:55 pm

:lol:
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Postby faninor » 2/12/2006, 4:57 pm

Hmm changed up my last two posts to fit the actual order of things. :happytears:
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Postby starseed_10 » 2/12/2006, 5:06 pm

since ireland no longer existed they had to settle for starbucks imitation tea, after which fananigan took out a mortgage on his spaceship and began working off the rest of his debt by
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Postby closeyoureyes » 2/12/2006, 5:07 pm

Hiring a robogirl named Elle, who came free from the Lululemon corporation. She had a penchant for style, comfort and shipbuilding.
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Postby faninor » 2/12/2006, 11:16 pm

Fortunately Fananigan was able to make a fortune by reprogramming Elle into a pornbot who spammed the entire Internet with advertisements for xxx-cm-girls-xxx.clumsymonkey.net
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Postby Kathy » 2/13/2006, 8:14 am

^ :lol::lol::lol:
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Postby Henrietta » 2/13/2006, 7:42 pm

Oh gosh.
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Postby closeyoureyes » 2/13/2006, 9:25 pm

Everyone just keeps ruining my lululemon covered dreams :crying:
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 2/13/2006, 9:49 pm

do they involve tea?
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Postby Joe Cooler » 2/13/2006, 10:57 pm

Just then, a very powerful CMer named "Joe Cooler" who seemed to have the ability to bend any story to his will, decided the current story was rather blasé, and wrote out each and every single character, location, sub plot, porn bot and reference to starbucks that existed to date. (Oh the horror!) In the previous story's place, Joe Cooler recreated the universe, and placed two characters within it named Billy Buttons and Thelma Thweetheart. What is important about Billy and Thelma is that Billy happens to be part of Kamosuto-no-Jutso, a rival motorcycle gang to the Yellow Darts, who coincidently enough, just recruited Thelma. Joe Cooler also wrote in various security features to his story (it was hard), which would essentially block every and all attempts to return to the previous story. Also note that there are no loopholes. None.

Oh my goodness, what happens next.
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Postby faninor » 2/13/2006, 11:48 pm

Then Fananigan reprogrammed Elle to beat up motorcycle gangs.
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Postby Joe Cooler » 2/13/2006, 11:56 pm

No dice.

just then, a very powerful CMer named "Joe Cooler" who seemed to have the ability to bend any story to his will, decided the current story was rather blasé, and wrote out each and every single character, location, sub plot, porn bot and reference to starbucks that existed to date.
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Postby closeyoureyes » 2/13/2006, 11:56 pm

Then, Thelma went to her local Lululemon and came out a different and much sexier woman. She was no longer Miss Thweethart, she was Ms.Fantasy. She then had alot of sex, with every gang member of the Motorcycle gang, so much in fact that they all died of dehydration due to over ejaculation.

Now Thelma rules the earth. In Lululemon. With a latte.
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Postby Joe Cooler » 2/13/2006, 11:58 pm

You guys are terribly uncreative. At least build a plot before ending the story!
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Postby closeyoureyes » 2/13/2006, 11:59 pm

The story has just begun! We have our sexy lead woman, Thelma. I'm pretty sure she needs a wholesome love interest, like Joe Cool, the nice twin brother of the evil Joe Cooler.
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Postby Joe Cooler » 2/14/2006, 12:00 am

What about freaking Billy Buttons.
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Postby closeyoureyes » 2/14/2006, 12:00 am

She had sex with him so much that he died of dehydration. I call it the prune effect.
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Postby closeyoureyes » 2/14/2006, 12:02 am

So anyways... Thelma Fantasy, had the world, but all she wanted was poor small town Joe Cools heart. Except, he was afraid of women like her! He was also afraid of everything. Especially women.
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