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Postby faninor » 3/15/2006, 9:05 pm

Which they then ingeniously executed.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/15/2006, 9:29 pm

only to be met by a clan of monkey ninja's carrying hockey sticks and drinking tea
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Postby faninor » 3/15/2006, 9:32 pm

Who had ingenious plans of their own.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/15/2006, 9:33 pm

clearly
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Postby _old_lady_peace » 4/25/2006, 8:12 pm

shatner got sick of this storyline and threw himself off a cliff.

the rest of the cast has hung themselves in the theater.

the monkey ninjas finished their tea and walked off into the sunset towards their wives and dayjobs, leaving the hockeysticks as a tombstone of their legacy.

suddenly, a meteor strikes the planet at full speed. all the cute little forest animals come scurrying from their burrows to see what crushed their sunflower gardens when they realize... (dun dun dun) the meteor crushed...



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i don't care if you think you can't write. DO IT.
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Postby afealicious » 4/25/2006, 9:42 pm

A JAR OF PENNIES ALL DATING BACK TO 1942

all were oxidized, with the exception of one, which had tooth marks in it.

some time ago people ate their food with a lot of vinegar and salt. and the person in question really adored his salt and vinegar Lays chips. his name was Jimbob. he also happened to be the ringbearer at a wedding, and by chance he had incredibly rheumy eyes so he couldn't see what the hell he was doing half the time, so he had to have had a pretty good friend to trust him enough to hold the wedding ring for him, but the trust would have gone to waste because Jimbob was also the nosy and prying sort, and kind of stupid, and because of this stupidity and his rheumy eyes he confused the penny for the wedding wing that he was supposed to bear, and since he wanted to find out whether his good trusting friend was too cheap to get his bride a real gold wedding band, he bit it, hard, and thus the oxidization was hindered and Jimbob broke his tooth and there was a tooth mark on this lone shiny penny.
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Postby Johnny » 4/25/2006, 10:06 pm

Then, the greatest warrior that the world has ever known -Lord Tuna- makes a special appearance at the wedding.
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Postby _old_lady_peace » 4/26/2006, 12:32 pm

Lord Tuna strolled into the room, with his zoot suit and his shotgun and his trusty sidekick- pedro the donkey. his special appearence happened to be fashionably late, so when he broke down the door, every head in the room turned to see who had caused the cacophony over yonder.

the groom suddered, nice guy though he was, he had a particular distaste for the Lord Tuna. to make a long story short, the Lord Tuna married the young bride our groom (Sir Yo Momma) was supposed to marry, and Sir Yo Momma was really just settling for the wife he had taken now (the not-so-lovely madam spork)

Lord Tuna, in all of his bravery for even showing his face at this celebration, stormed up to the groom and yelled ...
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Postby Dread » 5/16/2006, 12:45 pm

"I'm gay!"

Sir Momma didn't know how to respond to this. He looked at Lord Tuna for a moment, then finally said...
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Postby myownsatellite » 6/11/2006, 10:58 pm

"NO WONDER YOU SMELL LIKE ASS!"
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Postby Dread » 6/13/2006, 12:20 pm

That remark offended nearly everyone there though, and so...
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Postby _old_lady_peace » 6/14/2006, 8:46 am

they began doing the macarana because everyone knows that dance is most offensive.

the lord tuna stood up and yelled ---
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Postby Random Name » 7/1/2006, 7:33 pm

NAKED TIME!!
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Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.

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Postby afealicious » 7/1/2006, 8:00 pm

they called in duncan, who taught them how to do a first-class strip. and how to fold one's body gracefully into strange cubicle-like areas.
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Postby AlyssWonders » 7/1/2006, 8:05 pm

It was really an exciting day until jake showed up and tried to sell them a cow. He claimed the cow would produce chocolate milk. Duncan fell for his tricks and gave away his "magic beans". Jake took Dunan's "Magic Beans" and "planted" them and they grew into a beautiful...
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Postby Random Name » 7/1/2006, 8:31 pm

/story

Who is this Jake person? Gosh. Would it help if I read the story?

story

Giant Ducan. Giant Duncan was magnificant is all his giant glory. Really quite a sight to see. That is, until...
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Postby Johnny » 7/1/2006, 11:12 pm

... he saw Raine grabbing Steve's man boobs for no apparant reason. At which point he ran away crying like a little school girl. Some time later...
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Postby AlyssWonders » 8/29/2006, 11:00 am

...he tripped over a bottle. "wtf, mate?" he exclaimed. He bent his giantness over and picked up the bottle, noticing a small rolled up piece of paper inside. After vainly attempting to fit his fingers in the top of the bottle, he smashed it agianst a rock. Pushing pieces of broken glass aside he retrived the note. It said...



/story

Somebody continue the story!

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Postby _old_lady_peace » 11/30/2006, 8:11 pm

the note said ...

"gyar! yeh've found me message in a bottle! now's the real challenge, eh? finding me buried treasure! i've hid it so no man can find it unless he has this map, yeh scalllywags!"

and included a map leading to...
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Postby beautiful liar » 11/30/2006, 8:58 pm

Billings, Montana. Duncan scratched his head wondering "now how am I going to get there without the others taking the treasure away from me?" Suddenly, he realized....
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