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Postby Lando » 11/30/2006, 9:00 pm

he was wearing women's underwear and it was his body that reeked of sauer kraut, but couldn't...
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Postby Random Name » 11/30/2006, 9:07 pm

Play the Keytar!
-Sarah

Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.

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Postby Dr. Hobo » 4/13/2007, 2:09 pm

then he said "hi boob"
go fuck yourself.
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Postby Random Name » 4/12/2008, 7:36 pm

and thus the story ended.
-Sarah

Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
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Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.

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Postby Dr. Hobo » 4/13/2008, 12:02 am

apparently.. almost to the day, a year a later
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Postby Soozy » 4/13/2008, 3:49 am

exactly to the day in the sooz-timezone.
Open your eyes to nights and days, you close them up and float away
and somehow inbetween you've got to master lying to yourself
you back the cause, get out of school, you get a job, the job gets you
and somehow every day you end up serving somebody else
now if that ain't panic that you're feeling, then you damn well better start
you can drive it into that head of yours with the hammer in your heart.


And it's alriiiiiiiight now, take the world and make it yours again.
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Postby starseed_10 » 12/13/2009, 3:21 pm

some guy at the instant bacon kiosk
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 12/13/2009, 5:45 pm

ate all the bacon
go fuck yourself.
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Postby beautiful liar » 12/13/2009, 5:59 pm

then made a milkshake with the bacon grease
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 12/13/2009, 7:34 pm

and called it mcdonalds food.
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Postby beautiful liar » 12/13/2009, 11:05 pm

Thus did the lowly bacon wench become head of a multinational corporation.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 12/13/2009, 11:46 pm

Not content with JUST serving many millions and millions of the bacon wench's fans with mcdonalds goodness, wenchly set out to take over another mass consumed product but was not sure what to go with..
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Postby beautiful liar » 12/14/2009, 1:00 am

Then it struck him . . . the consumption of his baconly goods caused a mass outbreak of the runs. Wenchly would get into the manufacture of toilet paper!
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 12/14/2009, 1:27 pm

"oh Wenchly you sly dog you" said his newest adversary, Mr. Scottie while plotting his next move.
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Postby faninor » 12/14/2009, 1:36 pm

Mr. Scottie rubbed his chin and raised his left eyebrow, then laughed maniacally and took another sip of his McDonald's shake. Chocolate with extra bacon grease -- just how he liked it.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 12/14/2009, 1:53 pm

"thats some fine plottin' you done gone did there Mr. Scottie" said his apparently southern friend, Charles Ming.
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Postby faninor » 12/14/2009, 2:57 pm

Charles opened his mouth to say more but the only sound was that of Mr. Scottie's knife as it slid through his throat. "Yes my dear Mr. Ming, a fine plot indeed."
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