The Story Game Thread v2.0

[faninor]

[al_]

So he took off his pants and jacket.

[Axtech]

And then a meteor hit the earth and vaporized everything.

The End.



you're right, that was fun!

[faninor]

But not before a man in a ninja suit pulled faninor into the open hatch and the pink vehicle shot off towards the stars and safely away from the ill-fated earth.

[saman]

!

luckily for faninor, the pink vehicle was actually a UFO inhabited by aliens who had long since considered faninor as their supreme deity. they had observed him from their home planet while he lived on earth. when they found out about the imminent destruction of earth, they knew they had to save their god, so they beamed him aboard their ship and were able to make it safely out of earth before the meteor hit.

edit: REM'd!

[Dr. Hobo]

[Joe Cooler]

[faninor]

[closeyoureyes]

Worrying life was becoming too Sci-fi in this story land, Fiona took things into her own hands. She murdered Faninor and Frank quickly, destroyed every universe except earth, got rid of every planet and other livable place besides earth, and cleaned off every backup disc, ensuring that no more sci-fi was ever written in the history of earth. Then, jogging there in her very chic lululemon yoga suit, she went to Starbucks to grab a Java.

[happening fish]

On the way there she was stared at by several residents who were quite properly disgusted by the ubiquitous Lululemon Girls.

[Johnny]

In reality, Fiona was nuttier than Skippy peanut butter and in reality she was locked up in the the insane asylum. Everything she believes in only exists within the confines her mind. Indeed, poor Fiona knows nothing of the outside world. That is, the will of Lord Fannigen has made her to be like that...as a punishment for past deeds that she has done unto him.

[faninor]

Back on the ship, a presidential suite was nearly finished being prepared for Faninigen. The crew was gathering in the primary meeting room where Faninigen was just beginning to make a speech. "I have two declarations to make today," began Faninigen. "First, from this moment onward I shall now be known as Fananigan. I like the way that sounds better."

There was much rejoicing.

"And second," Fananigan continued...

[Joe Cooler]

[nikki4982]

[Kaegan]

[nikki4982]

[Kathy]

[closeyoureyes]

[faninor]

[Dr. Hobo]