by don't ask why » 9/14/2005, 7:04 pm
Sure go for it. Except go for what the general public would like (ie. no current event issues like saving whales or hugging trees like Lisa suggests).
So talk about the things that really grinds your gears, like for instance:
-automobiles, why can't they wash themselves and keep themselves clean?
-alcohol, why are there so many different types of alcohol?
-fries which aren't crisp. I mean if you order fries out, you want the nice, semi-thin crispy ones which are good forever, not those crappy fries which are soft when you get them and the only thing you can do is douse them with ketchup.
-rats, who doesn't love rats?
-People who say margarine is healthier than butter. Fools, ever heard of B.C. diary products? It's better eating organic food, rather than fake near plastic.
Things definitely not to talk about:
-the Sovereigntist movement within Canada
-why the B.C. Liberals have a $1.3 billion surplus and why the debt keeps on going up
-parents who go and blame Wendy's for their child who went missing after walking home from a night shift (any bloody responsible parent, if you really cared about your kid would drive them home after a night shift especially if you thought it wasn't safe driving home)
-why there is more media attention on Hurricane Ophelia and yet, 120 people were killed and hundreds more were injured in Iraq today
-why the U.S. is going after Marc Emery who is a Canadian and who the Canadian cops never cared about