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Postby myownsatellite » 3/5/2009, 1:05 pm

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Postby Johnny » 3/5/2009, 1:26 pm

and a colostomy bag. :nod:
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Postby nikki4982 » 3/5/2009, 4:21 pm

They'd be much cooler if they were old men on the back porch...

Happy with no teeth
Happy here in hibernation
Slurpin' on a peach
Starin' at the situation
Kitty at my foot
Meowin' out a conversation
Rockin' back and forth
That's my only destination

Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that old man is me!
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that...

Got a two string on my lap
Total subsonic vacation
Got chicken on the drums,
Poundin' out a perfect prescription
Got twenty little worms
I'll plug in some amplification
Got fifteen hundred base drum - lugging bug-eyed monkeys
All arriving at the station

Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that old man is me!
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that...

I'm sitting on the back porch, kickin' my legs back,
rockin' in my rocking chair, and sittin' there
On the little back porch is about to fall apart
So I think I might repair it
Just as I'm thinkin' about repairin' it,
Some little friends come along
with some two-string, one-string, no-string guitars
And they all plug em all in to the back porch
And they sit around playin' all their favorite songs
They's kickin' back feelin' real good,
real fine, real full of the wine
And everything's fine, everything's beautiful,
everything's great, I just feel so good
You know I'm seventy years old
and I'm slurpin' everything through a straw

But I'm an...
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that old man is me!
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that...
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/6/2009, 4:02 am

AnnieDreams wrote:It's true.
Shouldn't you be on a rocking chair on the front porch yelling at kids?


wait.. im supposed to keep that stuff to the front porch?!
go fuck yourself.
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Postby AnnieDreams » 3/6/2009, 2:39 pm

In polite company.
-Annie (Whee! boring signature!)
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Postby nikki4982 » 3/7/2009, 2:07 am

Dr. Hobo wrote:
AnnieDreams wrote:It's true.
Shouldn't you be on a rocking chair on the front porch yelling at kids?


wait.. im supposed to keep that stuff to the front porch?!

FINE! IGNORE MY ENTIRE POST OF AWESOME!!!11!!~!~` SEE IF I CARE!!!!!!!!
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<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/7/2009, 4:06 am

AnnieDreams wrote:In polite company.
so THATS why i seem to always see those guys in white suits and get to visit the bouncy room :O
go fuck yourself.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/7/2009, 5:09 am

a good birthday:

that was also the night i told my buddy paul and i quote: "paul.. i want you to promise something" "what sandman?" "i want you to make sure my hat gets home safely tonight.. i dont give a fuck if i dont make it home tonight safely... but make sure my hat gets home tonight" "your hat?" "yes.. my hat" "not you?" "no.. my hat.. fuck paul..how much have you had to drink?!"
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/11/2009, 4:29 am

19 days
oddly enough... that last post was from my 19th birthday... and yes it happened.. i also talked to the wall for a while that night.. cept i thought it was my buddy.. oops.
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Postby Johnny » 3/11/2009, 9:52 am

Wow, 19 is such a long time ago.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/11/2009, 11:03 am

in 19 days it'll be 10 years ago :nod:
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/12/2009, 7:27 am

go fuck yourself.
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Postby Johnny » 3/12/2009, 9:35 am

Wow, Ally Sheedy is such a terrible actress
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/12/2009, 9:40 am

i totally posted that for johnny-5's laugh :nod:
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Postby Johnny » 3/12/2009, 12:53 pm

Thats cause its awesome. :nod:
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/12/2009, 12:58 pm

ive seen that movie about 20 times since i was kid if not more and i STILL laugh like mad when he laughs :lol:
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Postby Johnny » 3/12/2009, 1:03 pm

I can't remember the last time I've seen it
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/12/2009, 1:07 pm

for me it was like.. 2 weeks ago :lol:
other than the various clips i watched today :lol:
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Postby nikki4982 » 3/12/2009, 3:03 pm

rochyorbust (4:20:12 PM): strange how steve gutenberg just dropped off the face of the planet when the 80s ended
"Sandeep Earanky" (4:21:17 PM): he was trying to find johnny-5
"Sandeep Earanky" (4:21:20 PM): little known fact
"Sandeep Earanky" (4:21:26 PM): he's still walking around calling out his name
"Sandeep Earanky" (4:21:27 PM): to this day
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<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/12/2009, 3:23 pm

you forgot the rest of it
go fuck yourself.
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