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Postby Joanne » 2/3/2008, 1:24 am

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this is the kind of stuff I get to analyze and write papers about... go college!
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 2/3/2008, 1:41 am

awesome cross
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Postby Johnny » 2/8/2008, 4:19 pm

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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/9/2008, 11:40 am

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emo koala is sad and drowning his sorrows in jim bean :(
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Postby Johnny » 3/9/2008, 3:43 pm

Emo koala looks like he wants to off himself.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/9/2008, 4:15 pm

no.. emo koala wants to drink more jim bean :(
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Postby Kicker774 » 3/9/2008, 6:07 pm

Maybe he's sad because he's out of Jim Bean
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/10/2008, 4:08 am

no.. he's sad because he's emo koala :(
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Postby Kicker774 » 3/10/2008, 10:58 am

He's emo becuase he's out of Jim Bean.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/10/2008, 11:00 am

no.. emo people/koalas who drink get more emo sometimes.. but people/koalas who are out of drink dont get emo or become more emo.
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Postby Johnny » 3/10/2008, 11:58 am

I stand by my suicide comment. :nod:

Emo Koala wants to meet the front end of a Mac truck!
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/10/2008, 11:59 am

nope.. just wants more jim bean :(
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Postby Johnny » 4/27/2008, 9:27 am

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Postby Johnny » 4/27/2008, 4:57 pm

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Postby Kicker774 » 5/24/2008, 7:24 pm

Carefull that first steps a doozy :lol:

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Postby myownsatellite » 5/25/2008, 1:49 pm

Johnny, if I didn't know better I'd think you were a woman-hater.
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Postby Lando » 5/25/2008, 6:58 pm

maybe he is, but that chart is pretty damn accurate and funny.
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Postby myownsatellite » 10/15/2008, 6:49 pm

EDUMACATION AT ITS BEST

How would you pronounce this child's name: "Le-a" ???

Leah?? NO

Lee - A?? NOPE

Lay - a?? NO

Lei?? Guess Again.

It's pronounced "Ledasha" Oh yes...you read it right.

This child attends a school in Livingston Parish, LA. Her mother is

irate because everyone is getting her name wrong. SO, if you see

something come across your desk like this please remember to

pronounce it correctly. When the mother was asked about the

pronunciation of the name, she said "the dash don't be silent."
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Postby Bandalero » 10/15/2008, 8:29 pm

Koala's are deadly animals.

but people think they're cute and cuddly, so they become emo.
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Postby Bandalero » 10/15/2008, 9:38 pm

Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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