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The Funny Voicemail Thread

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This past week i have gotten the best and most amusing voicemails so i am making a thread to share amusing voicemails you've received! :mrgreen:

earlier this week, my mom left me a voicemail on my phone and this is what it said "i'm just checking in on you and seeing what the heck ninja camp is?!"
sidenote: my away message said i was at ninja camp!

i received two good ones today and once again one of them was my mom.
this was hers: "<whispering> hi i got a lead for you. call me back." so apparently, my mom is now a detective.

the next one was from some crazy lady. she was all loud and giddy telling me i won a trip and to call her back to claim it. that amused me and shared me at the same time. amusing cause that would be a sweet job. scaring cause i wonder how they got my cell phone number :O

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Your mom's silly. :nod:
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i leave voicemails for people sometimes :nod:
go fuck yourself.
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My friend Darren got a voicemail from his mom in the middle of the night that said:

"Hey Darren, it's Mom calling. Just wondering if you knew where your brother was."


That would be all fine and lovely, but Darren doesn't HAVE a brother....
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:lol:
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Post by happening fish »

:wtf: :lol:

I got a message from my friend that went like this:

"Hi.... um.... Al? This is Melissa.... I called to see if you were in.... but.... obviously you're not... so... well... I was just calling to talk to you... but I can't... cause you're not in... but... I guess... you can call me... you know my number... in case i'm home... if i'm not... then... um... we can talk another time i guess... well... anyway... since you're not here... i'll just go now... so... call me or something... bye!"

I've been getting messages like this from her for years :lol: they're usually about 3 minutes long. I played one back for her once and she was like "wtf? why am i talking so slowly about nothing??" :lol:
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:lol:
that rules
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thirdhour wrote:My friend Darren got a voicemail from his mom in the middle of the night that said:

"Hey Darren, it's Mom calling. Just wondering if you knew where your brother was."

That would be all fine and lovely, but Darren doesn't HAVE a brother....

:freak:
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<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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I used to have a brother named Leroy, but my mom threw him out. (shh, it's a secret!)

Mom (going on about how too many things are disposable, after seeing a disposable baby whipes add): You use a cloth, you throw it out, you floss, you throw it out, you wash the baby, you throw it out..."
Sister: So THAT'S what happened to Leroy!!!
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AnnieDreams wrote:you wash the baby, you throw it out...


:lol: :lol: :wtf: :lol:
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because they were talking about brothers that don't exist, clearly...

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:wtf:?
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my...sentiments..exactly.
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Wait... what happened to the part of your post that asked me what my story had to do with the thread?
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?????
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:wtf:

I clearly recall reading something along the lines of "I don't know what that story had to do with this thread"
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:lol:
i'm so hyper
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Post by happening fish »

AnnieDreams wrote::wtf:

I clearly recall reading something along the lines of "I don't know what that story had to do with this thread"
:freak:


weird... if i had edited it it would have said at the bottom of the post though...

perhaps someone is messing around with us
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crack is good for you kids
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Post by Joey »

nobody calls me ... so i don't get voicemails :(
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